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In honor of fashion season, Germany’s DHL, “the official logistics partner of Fashion Week worldwide,” introduces “the first fashion collection made of packaging materials.” Well, this is maybe the first official collection. However, in the last 20 years here in NYC, I’ve seen homeless women and men dressed in packaging materials, mostly “shoes,” but also “hats” and “ponchos” and various styles and lengths of “wraps.” Read more »

Fashionistas Mourn McQueen With Tributes, Retail Sales

Alexander McQueen Tributes

Grieving fashionistas left flowers, IZZE sparkling juice, The Holy Zohar, handwritten messages, and other memorial items in front of Alexander McQueen’s NYC store in the Meat Packing District, turning the retail space into a makeshift shrine. Read more »

Samurai Couture

Be prepared while traversing the dangerous world of fashion with Japanese artist Tetsuya Noguchi’s Chanel armor suit. As Pink Tentacle notes, it was “designed to appeal to the fashion-conscious warrior,” but starting February 11th, could come in quite handy for anyone working the tents at Bryant Park too. |Pink Tentacle|

FUBU Won’t Even Try To Pretend It’s A Black Clothing Company Anymore

Move over Lugz, Ecko and Lot 29, the world’s most toxic urban brand, FUBU, is readying a big comeback! Founder Daymond John is bringing his irrelevant design aesthetic back to crappy retailers after a five year recess. He describes the new line as “Carhartt-meets-Abercrombie & Fitch style,” surely a winning formula! WWD reports that he’s not “too worried about losing FUBU’s brand identity” since the kids nowadays have “a three-year memory span, so most don’t have a sense of the brand’s roots.” Wait, isn’t that a good thing? Especially since FUBU’s success is really attributable to the two old Jewish guys who made it profitable, not the urban fable John has tried to weave. |WWD|

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Who Would Jesus Shoot?

Suitable for both fashionistas and right wing bible rewriting evangelists who think the holy book is too damn liberal, this Uzi crucifix can give the notoriously hippie religion of Christianity some much needed edge. |MocoLoco|

Heroin Leg Warmers

We’ve taken a look at weed pants and cocaine shoes for men, but finally there’s some cutting edge fashion accessories for the ladies too. Here’s a young woman modeling her heroin-couture leg warmers. Not only stylish, but also functional, the highly designed attire can comfortably accommodate 1.4 pounds of contraband.

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Crack Is Back (In Fashion)

Long before heroin was in chic and anyone even heard of meth, crack was the drug of choice for the inner city. White suburban kids might have been happy with their powdered cocaine, but in the 1980s jumbos were all the rage from NYC to LA. In an effort to recapture a piece of that narcotic nostalgia, independent apparel company Double Down NYC is releasing their ‘eightyfourseries‘ line that includes this classic polo shirt with a crack vial logo and gold satin trim. All shirts come with a thought provoking hang tag questionnaire for consumers to recollect how bad rock fucked up or enhanced their lives. Take the crack test after the jump.

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Steven Klein’s Fashion Horror Is In Vogue


As if the fashion world isn’t painful enough, photographer Steven Klein unveils his latest fashion shoot for the more risque version of Vogue, the French one. For the February issue he “pages homage to the Joker and vampires,” with this photo shoot featuring Dutch supermodel and cover girl Lara Stone. Fashionologie has more background on the editorial collaboration. |Fashiontography|

Karl Lagerfeld Makes Change Out of Coco Chanel


To commemorate the 125th anniversary marking the birth of French Haute couture pioneer Coco Chanel, head designer honcho Karl Lagerfeld created these limited edition five Euro coins—when the economy sucks print your own money! They feature an image of Coco on the front with Karl’s signature underneath and the high fashion brand’s “quilted leather pattern on the back.” Only 99 of the gold versions were struck by the French mint and will be exclusively available in Chanel stores—the rest of you coin collecting fashionistas will have to settle on the silver ones. |Sybarites|

Russian Vogue Perverts National Icon for 10th Anniversary

To celebrate its 10th anniversary, Vogue Russia recruited some top designers to customize classic Matrioshka dolls better known as wooden nesting dolls. However, they couldn’t have these fashion virtuosos working on corpulent figures and in keeping with the ethos of the mag, as opposed to the time-honored custom of the Babushka doll, one minor adjustment was made: “We took the traditional wooden doll shape and turned it into a carved female body. We have slimmed it down and added some height. Of course it does not conform to the perfect 90×60x90 model proportions, but at 60×60x60 it proudly stands half a meter tall.” Click through the gallery of Matroshkas to see the full collection of slimmed down figurines by the likes of Gucci, Ralph Lauren, Armani and basically every other brand that advertises in the mag. |TWBE|