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Video of Presidential Ass Gazing Exonerates Obama, But Not Sarkozy

Bucky Turco — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:19:36 +0000

The hard hitting journalists at Good Morning America produced a video that appears to clear President Barack Obama of any wrongdoing from the already infamous ass-staring incident at the G8 Summit. But President Nicolas Sarkozy? Not so much. The slow motion replays shows the Frenchman peering wildly at Brazilian junior delegate Mayara Tavares, whereas Obama looks like he’s just being cordial and letting her pass. Now if they can dig up some footage to explain this photo, the president won’t have any explaining to do. See the video evidence below.

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President Obama Exemplifies ‘When In Rome’ ClichÃ©

Bucky Turco — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:06:38 +0000

Barack Obama appears to be one one those ‘it’s ok to look but not touch kind of guys,’ but boy did he get caught looking at a G8 function. The usually disciplined diplomat was photographed acting like pervy Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi as this sexily-shaped female passed by and French President Nicolas Sarkozy smirked mischievously. Or as Reuters reports: “U.S. President Barack Obama and France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy take their places with junior G8 delegates.” Click below to see the young woman that broke our president’s neck and looks just good from the front too. Update: Video evidence exonerates Obama.

Her name is Mayara Tavares. She’s a 17-year-old junior delegate from Brazil according to UNICEF.

Photos Reuters/Jason Reed via Daylife

Parting Shot: Food for Taunt

Bucky Turco — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:12:02 +0000

Greenpeace wasn’t the only activist group cooking up PR stunts to coincide with the G8 Summit in Italy. Oxfam/UCODEP staged a Big Head feast featuring world leaders stuffing their faces on the host nation’s favorite dish to raise awareness about hunger.

Photo by Ilaria DiBiagio/Oxfam-UCODEP

Greenpeace Installs President Obama On Mt. Rushmore

Bucky Turco — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:37:38 +0000

Global activist group and rabble-rousing professionals, Greenpeace, are having quite a week. To highlight environmental issues during the G8 Summit, the group has launched attention-getting offensives in Russia, France, Italy, and the United States, including an assault on the sacred stone pillar of democracy itself: Mt. Rushmore. Three protesters draped a banner with President Obama’s image and the words: “America honors leaders not politicians. Stop global warming.” Video of the rock climbing activism below.