Crime Evidence from WTC to Be Enshrined at Bush Library

The George W. Bush library will feature a mangled memento of his ultimate failure with the installation of a twisted beam from the World Trade Center. According to engineers, this particular piece of steel took a direct hit from one of the planes that crashed into the buildings. Read more »

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C’mon Son: Kanye, Bush, and Four Loko

It’s been a while since we checked in on Ed Lover’s C’mon Son internet show, so it’s good to see that… A) It’s still on and B) This episode features a cameo by Kanye West, a funny one at that. Also featured is George W.’s bullshitty book and the most important caffeinated alcohol beverage to ever coat the throats of young Americans.

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Kanye West is One Big Regret

At this point, I’m not sure if Kanye believes the stuff he says or says it knowing he’ll get more publicity to hype whatever new projects he’s working on or is just a sensitive sap, but here is the rap diva, once again, apologizing for something. And this time the white person on the receiving end doesn’t deserve it, at all. Read more »

Today in Decision Points

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  • Alaska Republican Joe Miller and his blue ox, Babe, are suing in federal court to uphold the senate election ballot count and something something, etc. You knew this was going to happen. |Joe Miller campaign|
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The Bush Fetus-in-a-Jar’s Whereabouts, and Other Topics

Ooh, a new feature: A list of newsy political bits to share and discuss with your friends, coworkers and the drug dealers on your front stoop. They’ll love appreciate you so much more, when you pass down the gift of ephemeral knowledge. Let’s begin! Read more »

President Obama Is Basically a More Eloquent President Bush

He’s not a Socialist, secret Muslim, or the anti-Christ, but Barack Obama is not all that different from George W. Bush in many respects. Sure, he doesn’t mangle the English language like the former president or scowl as dopily, but when it comes to war and specifically wiretapping U.S citizens, as reported on the front page of today’s New York Times, he’s just as frightening: “An Obama administration task force that includes officials from the Justice and Commerce Departments, the F.B.I. and other agencies recently began working on draft legislation to strengthen and expand the Communications Assistance to Law Enforcement Act.”

Republicans can breathe a little easier now that George W. Bush won’t be releasing his book and reminding the country about how awful he was until after the midterm elections.

Devout Christian George Bush Would Torture Again

George W. Bush has said and done some really stupid shit, but he’s a genius when it comes to promoting his upcoming memoir. In addition to joining Facebook in the third person, the former president captured some headlines with a few anecdotes and nothing gets attention like torture and Jesus. Said Bush: “Yeah, we waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. I’d do it again to save lives.” But don’t be so quick to cast judgment, he is a deeply religious man after all. “I prayed before every major speech. I prayed before debates. It was a very important experience.” |Guardian|

‘Mystery’ Surrounding the George W. Bush Billboard Solved

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Earlier we told you about a billboard that popped up along an interstate highway in Minnesota that features the image of a smiling George W. Bush next to the question, “Miss Me Yet?” Since it was confirmed that the billboard actually existed and wasn’t merely an urban legend, two questions have remained: who is behind it and what’s their motivation? Read more »

Who’s Behind the George W. Bush ‘Miss Me Yet?’ Billboard?

There’s a bit of a mystery swirling around right now about a billboard that recently popped up on I-35 near the town of Wyoming, Minnesota. The billboard features a photo of George W. Bush and the question, “Miss Me Yet?” No one seems to know what the intent of the billboard is or who’s behind it: Was it placed by opponents of Obama, or is it intended to be a subtle reminder to disgruntled liberals that things could be much worse? Read more »