The crazy guy with the chalkboard who repeated things he saw on infowars.com and lied a lot to his uninformed TV audience, is finally done at Fox News. Glenn Beck signed off the Nixon-spawned network last night in his pathetically signature, rambling way. Sadly, he is planning to reemerge, but it will be in a lesser form on some bullshit platform that doesn’t have nearly as much reach as the latter. Read more »
Sad news folks. Fox News’ lead conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck is not only leaving the network, but also the Tristate area. He sold his house in Connecticut and has no plans of gracing the city with his new endeavors. “The last thing I will be doing, I will be leaving New York City. As we build a new media I’m not building it in New York,” said the pouty talking head. Makes sense, Bumblefuck, America is much more conducive to his kind of programming anyway.
Charlie Sheen interviewer and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones says he’s sick of Glenn Beck stealing all his content and repackaging it with a touch of extra crazy on Fox News. He claims the network is trying tarnish his otherwise reputable image and hijack the movement via an “actor” like Beck. Why does that sound so reasonable? Watch!
Glenn Beck doesn’t want you to Google because “Google is deeply in bed with the US government” and that’s why all those other countries are banning it, good for them. Lamest attempt to censor the Internet ever, FOX.
The TV host who belongs in Bellevue, but Fox News employs instead, equated Co-Op City in the Bronx with the failures of socialism reports the Daily News. “Once you say there’s a place where everyone’s life is interchangeable, everyone then has exactly the same stuff, which sounds like these beautiful complexes,” said Glenn Beck during his show on Tuesday. Read more »
Both Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity have lost their host station in Philadelphia–the very station where Beck broadcast his show from 1787 to 1789, before he got mega-famous. Everybody agrees that losing such an important market is a huge blow to them. SORRY GUYS. THERE’S ALWAYS PHOENIX. Read more »
Jesus-Reagan cradling little lamb Glen Beck, oh so snug and smug in his bosom of “Christian religious kitsch?” That looks about right. There’s still time to see Canadian expatriate/proud Brooklynite Michael Caines’ “altered 18th century paintings” at Mulherin Pollard Projects — portraits of those who will one day “fall into the shadow of history.” For something different, check his series Purgastoria. “Perfect Happiness,” Michael Caines, Dec 1 – Dec 31, Mulherin Pollard Projects, NYC
Ooh, a new feature: A list of newsy political bits to share and discuss with your friends, coworkers and the drug dealers on your front stoop. They’ll love appreciate you so much more, when you pass down the gift of ephemeral knowledge. Let’s begin! Read more »
In a fit of overzealous pandering, the Associated Press mistook a Tea Bagger for American hero Neil Armstrong the other day. Oopsies: A captioning error. The AP issued a correction, but the media continued to misreport the caption. That’s not him in the photo, but did the moon walker actually attend Glenn Beck’s white power picnic in DC? Read more »
As you’ve probably heard, Fox News host and yet to be diagnosed mental patient, Glenn Beck, held some silly rally in D.C. to “restore honor” and rant how Barack Obama’s beliefs are a “perversion of the gospel of Jesus Christ.” Since he attracts a mostly racist crowd, people were asked not to bring signs and many complied, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t break out some of the world’s most unfortunate t-shirts, both design and comprehension wise.
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