Armed Citizens Applaud Gun Friendly Coffee Chain

In America, gun laws vary from state to state and so there’s plenty of places that have “open carry” laws, which basically means you can rock a firearm on your hip, Wild West style, with a permit. Anyway, Starbucks doesn’t have a universal gun policy for all its billion stores and instead respects the local laws of the communities they’re located in, making card carrying members of the NRA quite at home and others a little uneasy. I say don’t discriminate! Rednecks should have the right to overpriced coffee like everyone else. |AP|

Making Guns Fun

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Kind of like a Nike iD for weapons and similar to Pedalmafia’s fixed gear generator, pimpmygun.doctornoob.com, is an exquisite time waster that should be enjoyed by rednecks and rappers alike.

London Police Help Promote Fake Gun Dealing Artist

Threatened with arrest, a London artist has abandoned plans to install vending machines stocked with fake guns near local schools. As part of an attention-seeking investigation into violence, Ben Turnbull had also hoped to capture children’s reactions to the provocative “bubble-gun” dispensers using a hidden camera and a photographer lurking nearby. After successfully generating some controversy and attention for himself, Turnbull plans to display the work, “Kids Have Everything These Days,” outside a gallery show opportunely opening next month. |This is London|

A Queens couple seriously misjudged their friends and family’s sense of humor. When 24-year-old Angelea Haynes and 27-year-old Jesse Kendall emailed out photos of their 5-year-old and infant sons posing with handguns, one of them forwarded it to Child Services, leading to their arrest on a variety of charges. |NYP|

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Demonstrating worse coordination than Plaxico Burress, a 15-year-old Brooklyn teenager accidentally shot himself, “firing a bullet right through his penis.” |NYP|

Bloomberg Suggests Disarming the Drunks

New York City has some of the toughest gun laws in the country and Mayor Bloomberg wants to make them tougher with a new law that would criminalize carrying a firearm while drunk. Campaigning outside the Police Museum, he said, “Carrying while intoxicated is just as dangerous as driving while intoxicated, and it should be just as illegal.” If passed, boozy gun-toters, such as NYPD officer Trevor Harpaul, could face a year in jail and $10,000 in fines. Bloomberg also proposed beefing up a state ban on armor-piercing bullets and making it extra illegal to give kids guns. |LoHud|

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Auto Dealer Shooting for New Business

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With auto sales slumping and the public’s disdain for gas guzzling vehicles increasing, a Hummer dealer in Illinois converted half his showroom to a gun shop. He says it’s a natural fit as most of the customers are the outdoorsy type who love weapons anyway. Wonder how those same red blooded, hunting-happy patriots feel about this? |BND|

The Feds busted a Syrian man in New York who thought he was trading a cache of weapons for 2000 lbs. or so of cocaine with a Colombian paramilitary group. As it turns out, they were actually DEA agents running a sting. |NYT|

A .32-caliber revolver recently found at the scene of an accidental cop shooting has a long and storied history. The weapon first made its way into the city back in 1949, landing in the John Jovino Gun Shop in Little Italy and was once owned by a “law enforcement officer, who reported it lost in 1976.” |NYT|

Jamaicans Like Guns As Much As Americans

In addition to Club Med-ready tourists, blue jeans, and whole lot of wheat the United States is the premiere exporter of illegal guns to Jamaica, accounting for “eighty percent of the weapons seized in the Caribbean island” according to the Associated Press. How do so many of these firearms “pour into violent slums”? Mostly because American authorities are more concerned with imports than exports. Says a Jamaican police commissioner: “There aren’t any checks or any controls on goods leaving the United States. Yet anything leaving here, we have to make sure it’s double-checked and tripled-checked for drugs.” In semi-related news, Dancehall veteran Ninja Man still can’t get bail in his murder case. |AP|

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