To continue with Jail Week, let’s talk about the other inmates. The caliber of people in the Salt Lake County Jail were pretty much just as you would expect them to be; maybe a little less “Oz”, and a little more “Taxicab Confessions.” The majority of them were there for drug-related crimes, and more than half of them were coming down off of some illegal substance at the beginning of their little jailhouse adventure. Read more »
When you go to jail you’re provided with many an opportunity to say to yourself, “Jesus Christ, I never thought I’d be doing this.” It makes you view the world in a different way (consistent pessimism), and is totally refreshing, rejuvenating, and any other “re” word that is included in self-help book reviews; except for not. Incarceration forces you to think about things that would otherwise occur without a hitch; simple tasks such as waking up in the morning, taking a shit, and masturbating. Read more »

























