Kari has now bumped her status up to the best California ‘Speed’ player on this Earth. Also Kari could WITHOUT FAIL, even without looking make ANYTHING in our garbage can EVERY SINGLE TIME. This is no joke… She is really living up the Korean Abdul Jabaar nickname. Sometime I would wake up in the middle of the night and Kari would be standing on the table naked saying “this is the C train transfer to the Q…” or some other subway jargon. Didn’t make much sense to me considering I am from SL,UT. There was a phase where Kari spoke in a British accent for 4 whole days… All the new girls actually believed she was from England.She did do a drawing for me but it wasn’t finished when I left (it was quite unexpected) so she has to mail it for me. She actually wrote a song for me too- but that isn’t finished either… I don’t know how to function with out her… I will just have to watch some Asian porn to get me by till she is out!

Yesterday we introduced the Hipster Grifter’s cellmate, Jerzy Mitchell. Some of you doubted her letter, speculating how the handwriting looked awfully similar to Kari Ferrell’s and assumed she probably didn’t write it. Well, her family would like to set you all straight: it’s her! The young woman’s sister, aunt, and mom all chimed in, verifying the authenticity of the the written correspondence. They also offered some more details on Jerzy and her relationship with Kari:

• “Jerzy is in for communications fraud, forgery and retail theft.” -Sister
• “Kari, I don’t know whatsoever, but I know Jerzy thinks the world of her.” -Aunt
• “I can honestly say this is indeed my baby’s hand writing (fools) as she uses a capitol D in stead of lower case and, i wont give away all her secrets of hand writing, as im sure there is some one who will try to copy it…its so unique, just like Jerzy and Kari are.” -Mom

Photo of Jerzy, her mom, Jaclyn, and sister Taylour via Facebook

Meet Jerzy Mitchell. She is Kari Ferrell’s cellmate and is also looking for some pen pals. The convict, in her early 20s, wrote a letter describing jailhouse living and spending most of her waking time with the notorious internet sensation—by her count she’s tallied over 1500 hours already. Mitchell also tells us about her DIY makeup, the fun in watching other inmates getting busted for drugs, and Kari’s sock therapy. You can’t make this crap up:

Feeling inspired? Write this girl:

Jerzy Mitchell/SO# 287154
Salt Lake City County Correctional Facility
3415 S. 900 W.
Salt Lake City, UT 84119

P.S. Make sure you follow the rules!