Here are a bunch of porn actors and directors begging you not to download their work illegally from the internet. Because beneath every silver-eyeshadow be-gobbed/girl-next-door/”alternative” pornsona, there’s a hard working, tax-paying, economy-contributing girl. Also, Ron Jeremy. |Randazza|
The other day a potential victim told me that he had shaved his face, and all attraction to him immediately went to Rikers Island to have buttsex and die. Is it wrong to consider something like hair as a deal breaker? I know that there’s much more to a person than a pretty, bearded face–really there isn’t, but for the purpose of this column let’s pretend—but is there more to a person than a mess of ramen-like pubic hair? Read more »
On the back of the first envelope Kari Ferrell sent from jail, she wanted me to tell porn star and producer Joanna Angel that she wants to model for her, an offer the adult entertainer gladly accepted and then some: “[T]ell her I would love to fuck her on camera… I think we’d have a lot of fun =).” Consider it done!
Twits Turn Green Over Iran

Although the media has mostly overblown the role that Twitter has played in the uprisings surrounding the Iranian elections with most people on the ground are still relying on SMS texts and good ol’ word of mouth, there’s no denying the impact its had on the micro-blogging community. From rappers to porn stars and celebrities, everyone’s getting in on the revolutionary action. And now with this Twitter application that automatically adds a green overlay to avatars, armchair activism has never been so convenient. ANIMAL decided to take a look at the eclectic mix of personalities who’ve gone green for the cause, see some of them below. Read more »
Meet the Hipster Grifter: ANIMAL Spends the Night With Kari Ferrell

A weird photo shoot with a wanted felon? A video confessional? Sure, why not?
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