ANIMAL » job-seekers http://animalnewyork.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Folksy Alaskan Goldbricking Defeatist Available for Hire http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/folksy-alaskan-goldbricking-defeatist-available-for-hire/ http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/folksy-alaskan-goldbricking-defeatist-available-for-hire/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:42:22 +0000 Cajun Boy http://animalnewyork.com/?p=39783 2831722485_a023a1b36b In case your business happens be in need of a mildly motivated, whiny but cute middle-aged woman with a room temperature IQ, Sarah Palin is available for hire. How do I know this? Because she posted her resume on LinkedIn!

Yes, Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess is looking for a gig! She lists being Governor of Alaska and Mayor of Wasilla and a vice-presidential candidate as her past job experience, while failing to cite the 8,000 colleges and universities she attended before earning a degree in “communications-journalism” from the University of Idaho, a little slice of irony that will never stop being funny.

Maybe if we’re all lucky she’ll land a gig as the receptionist for paper company in Scranton, PA!

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