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01.27.10 Cajun Boy

If you were stupid enough to bet your house that John Edwards isn’t enough of a slimeball to announce the breakup of his marriage in the middle of Steve Jobs’ iPad press conference on the same day Obama delivers his State of the Union speech, you’d be sleeping on the street tonight. |ABC News| […]

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01.25.10 Cajun Boy

For some time now, rumors have swirled that John Edwards made a sex tape with Rielle Hunter (Seriously, and this guy was almost our vice-president?!?!), the 80s coke whore he knocked up. Now Gawker has apparently confirmed its existence, and according to those who’ve seen it, the folksy charlatan from North Carolina is, ugh, gifted. […]

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01.21.10 Cajun Boy

Oh look…John Edwards is finally admitting publicly on the Today Show that he is the father of Rielle Hunter’s child! Sadly, the man manages to look slimy and cowardly even in coming clean as he had one of his flunkies go on camera to do the explaining for him rather than doing it himself. […]

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12.17.09 Cajun Boy

Revolting but well-coiffed sex fiend John Edwards has long refused to admit that it was his folksy pee-pee from which the sperm that knocked up Rielle Hunter was ejaculated, but a DNA test has finally proven him to be the father of her baby, meaning he must now fork over some of his tobacco-lawsuit riches […]

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09.30.09 Cajun Boy

I mean really…of all the philandering scumbag politicians out there today, isn’t John Edwards just the worst? Ok, sure, conservatives like David Vitter who preach family values only to get caught going number two in Huggies so a cheap whore can wipe his pasty bottom clean are about as repugnant as they come, but Edwards […]

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