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08.31.11 Marina Galperina

Here’s a crafty entrepreneur from Taluca Lake California who deals in a very specific type of celebrity memorabilia, funneled straight out of toilet buckets of the trailers of the famous, freshly canned and preserved for your pathological star-o-philia. […]

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08.25.11 Marina Galperina

Daniel Edwards, the NYC-based sculptor behind the dead Paris Hilton and doggie birthin’ Britney Spears has just released a new bronze vulgarity via New York’s Cory Allen Contemporary Art gallery. Unlike his last Bieber-themed meh-ness, Allegory of a Teen Sex Symbol (Justin Bieber) is just super… disgusting and great. Because Bieber is a Sylvester dick […]

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02.18.11 Bucky Turco

Social conservative and Canadian tween sensation, Justin Bieber, returned to CSI and lets just say that last night’s episode didn’t disappoint. Well done young man. […]

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12.20.10 Bucky Turco

Justin Bieber had to stop a concert and ask screeching teenage fans to please not kill each other over the sweaty towel he tossed into the crowd. […]

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10.29.10 Lauri Apple

We’ve told you about the plastic, talking Jimmy McMillan doll and his cheaper, mute counterpart. If you’ve been recession’ed, $40-$50 is too damn high for a toy. So here’s our own, Poors-friendly doll. It’s paper, mute, and free! The Jimmy McMillan Paper Doll comes with four costumes: Snooki, Antoine Dodson, Justin Bieber, and the Christine […]

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08.16.10 Bucky Turco

To get back at Kevin Kristopik, a 15-year-old fanboy who hacked his friend’s Twitter account, singer Justin Bieber tweeted the teen’s phone number to his 4.5 million followers, resulting in the cellular onslaught (26k text messages alone) captured in this video. […]

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06.14.10 Bucky Turco

If it’s true that Justin Bieber fans sent Kim Kardashian, 29, death threats just for becoming friends at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, wait till they see this blasphemous photo of the assy socialite indulging one of her fantasies with the 16-year-old. People also has a shot of them holding hands for a photo shoot […]

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04.28.10 Bucky Turco

Here’s video of shrieking teens losing their shit when boy star Justin Bieber arrived at the Auckland airport in New Zealand. The frenzied fans ending up stealing his hat—which he later got back—and knocking down his mother, which he said is totally uncool on his Twitter. […]

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