ANIMAL » KFC http://animalnewyork.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 McDonald’s Fries Are Indestructible http://animalnewyork.com/2012/01/mcdonalds-fries-are-indestructible/ http://animalnewyork.com/2012/01/mcdonalds-fries-are-indestructible/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:02:37 +0000 Tabatha McGurr http://animalnewyork.com/?p=176136 Thanks to guys like Morgan Spurlock, the rumor that McDonald’s french fries don’t decompose has been circulating amongst fast-food fiends for years now, though most of us generally wouldn’t have enough will power to test the theory ourselves.

However, one bravely curious man took it upon himself to turn all this deep fried speculation into his own little science project, this time observing the shelf life between McDonald’s and KFC french fries over a span of 3 years. The results are rather self-evident, but even though the Colonel’s fries seem a bit more naturally-engineered… I still find myself jonesing for the chemically mold-resistant offering on the left. Pass the Heinz please!

]]> http://animalnewyork.com/2012/01/mcdonalds-fries-are-indestructible/feed/ 10 KFC Uses Bukkake Imagery To Promote Smoothies http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/kfc-uses-bukkake-imagery-to-promote-smoothies/ http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/kfc-uses-bukkake-imagery-to-promote-smoothies/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:15:30 +0000 Copyranter http://animalnewyork.com/?p=38058 300_kfc The “Krusher” is a KFC brand name for a range of smoothies available in Australia, Indonesia and other places, but not the US. “Smoothie” is of course one of the millions of  euphemisms for a blowjob. At least Ogilvy in Sydney showed both women and men being Peter Northed. Pretty fucking disgusting. And not even the most disgusting KFC Krusher spot! Before you jump to watch the latest KFC smoothie porn, you must check out this older spot from last year on the Krusher Facebook page featuring a rabbit-headed man being repeatedly and prodigiously splooged. Not on YouTube that I can find.


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]]> http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/kfc-uses-bukkake-imagery-to-promote-smoothies/feed/ 1 The Healthiest ‘KFC’ In America http://animalnewyork.com/2009/08/the-healthiest-kfc-in-america/ http://animalnewyork.com/2009/08/the-healthiest-kfc-in-america/#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:15:46 +0000 Bucky Turco http://animalnewyork.com/?p=30972 kfc-thumb-525x393 An enterprising medical weed dispensary opened up shop in an abandoned Kentucky Fried Chicken in Los Angeles. Utilizing the existing, highly recognizable look of the riot-inducing fast food chain, the new owners now do business as K.F.C. or “Kind For Cures,” reports LA Weekly. So far, Colonel Sanders’ lawyers haven’t pounced on herbalists—no need to piss off your demographic. |LAWeekly|

]]> http://animalnewyork.com/2009/08/the-healthiest-kfc-in-america/feed/ 1 PETA Exploits Sex To Death http://animalnewyork.com/2008/06/peta-exploits-sex-to-death/ http://animalnewyork.com/2008/06/peta-exploits-sex-to-death/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:08:46 +0000 ANIMAL http://247animal.dreamhosters.com/2008/06/peta-exploits-sex-to-death/ Shamelessly using T&A to sell vodka? pathetic. But using it to promote cruelty-free chicken killing, copacetic, right? Having won concessions from KFC Canada to only buy from farms that kill chickens painlessly, PETA now aims to fry KFC USA. Their wild PR stunts are hit or miss, but this one—in all its gory sexist glory—is pretty compelling. Smoky and crispy, indeed. Colonel Harland David Sanders would not be amused. Aroused maybe, but not amused.
Image: The PETA Files (Click to enlarge)
-Copyranter

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