If @Kim Kardashian wasn’t kidding earlier when she tweeted about sitting next to Jim the Air Marshall on a flight, it’s likely that he’ll be fired by the time the plane lands. These federal officers are normally required to keep their identity secret, but Sherlock Kim says she asked and he admitted it, and kept twittering about it to her three million plus followers. Read more »
If you follow ample-bottomed famous person Kim Kardashian on Twitter, there’s a good chance you’ve noticed her touting various products and services like T-Mobile Blackberry, Quicktrim and Carl’s Jr. on a regular basis. But did you know that Kim’s being paid up to $10,000 per tweet to shill for these companies? Yeah, I know, it’s devastating, isn’t it? I mean, if you can’t trust Kim Kardashian, who the fuck can you trust?! |NY Post|
The newest cover girl for Yellow Rat Bastard appears airbrushed and styled beyond all recognition. Can you guess the reality show personality beneath the dark dress, erased eyebrows and perfectly Photoshopped pale skin? You’ve got four clicks to figure it out. Still not sure? Mystery woman revealed after the jump. Read more »
Still stinging from the Complex Photoshop debacle, Kim Kardashian continues to flaunt her natural curviness to any one interested. This week Life& Style magazine becomes the lucky rag to showcase Kim’s bulging bottom half on its cover. Of course, Kim embraces the fact that she’s become the martyr for all non-stick figure celebrities everywhere:
“If there’s a picture that’s not perfect, where I have cellulite, then people say I’m big. I’m built a certain way, and you just can’t change the way you’re built.”
But on her blog, dated April 20th, she also still maintains that she’s a size 2. If she really wanted to be 100% honest, she should just admit to L&S readers, Fat Mommy America, that the only thing on her that’s a size 2 are her ankles.
Poor Kim. Even the best retouchers can’t FIX her now: “I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts!” |stylefrizz|
After yesterday’s cruel unveiling of her pre-altered, not-so-skinny lower half, Kim Kardashian quickly went into Operation Save Face mode. She conceded to having some of the jiggly lopped off via Photoshop, but, she says, what celebrity doesn’t? Fair enough. Kim also claims she’s proud of her curvy figure and hopes this incident shows the world (the kids!) that even do-nothing pseudo-celebrities like herself can be both physically deformed plus mentally deficient and still end up on the cover of a magazine.
Marc Ecko shopazine, Complex, created quite a stir when they released their April/May issue that featured a CGI rendering of Kanye West on the cover, transforming the rapper from a black man into a silver-skinned cyborg. But he wasn’t the only one getting the technological treatment, it looks like their retouchers did a bunch of work on cover girl Kim Kardashian too. We spotted this image (left) of the talentless starlet this morning in their “web exclusive” gallery, but by afternoon she was looking recognizably altered (right) and then removed from the site completely. UPDATE: Kim responds on her blog.
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