Its been a pretty rough year for Americans, specifically for us 99 percenters who scurry around and scrape for the 1 percent’s crumbs. Read more »
The three horsewomen of the sexpocalypse known as the Kardashians are mostly harmless. They have a mindless TV show, huge weddings sponsored by brands, and own Dash — the worst store in Soho/the whole world. The sisters also have a new line being sold at Sears and so we whipped up this apt mockup of the “Kardashian Klan,” as they’re referred to in the strangely worded press release.
Kim Kardashian’s legal team is swooping down on an R&B duo who used Kim’s copyrighted breasts, claiming: “We didn’t even know they were her boobies because obviously I don’t recognize her by her nipples.” (NSFW) Read more »
zOMG! Despite being 30-years-old and having traveled to NYC several times before, Kim Kardashian took the subway for the first time ever. She posted a photo on Twitter earlier of herself and not as famous sister riding the 6 train in Manhattan while pointing to a map of the F,G lines in Brooklyn.
Despite her so called regrets after posing nude for Playboy, famous for nothing celebrity, Kim Kardashian, bares it all in the latest issue of W mag and maybe it’s the angle or the silver paint, but doesn’t her caboose look abnormally large? Although she’s always been known for her ample curves, in this photo, she could contend with Brazil’s Watermelon Woman. Perhaps instead of reducing her size through the magic of Photoshop, the publication’s retouchers decided to go against the grain and increase it instead? Feel free to send the originals this way, we promise to get to the bottom (ha) of this.
So, apparently Kim Kardashian offended France by prancing into the Louvre and mugging it in front of the Mona Lisa as tourists snapped away with their flashes. Flash photography is prohibited in the museum because it deteriorates the precious art. Sabotage! Kim tweeted this photo, and soon after, she had a motorcycle paparazzi pack on her ass.
This morning, I called Madame Tussauds NY and asked their press person, Carly Sampson, if she could please send some photos of the new Kim Kardashian figure we quipped about earlier this week. Well, she must have taken a look at the site and determined that Kim’s curvy ass is too good for us meanies at ANIMAL, since she followed up with no photos and an email asking what the “content” would be: Read more »
Famous for nothing celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was recently measured by Madame Tussauds in New York for her very own curvy wax figure. She will be molded in a “red-carpet” position, which I assume is any angle that accentuates her ass the most. |NYDN|
If it’s true that Justin Bieber fans sent Kim Kardashian, 29, death threats just for becoming friends at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, wait till they see this blasphemous photo of the assy socialite indulging one of her fantasies with the 16-year-old. People also has a shot of them holding hands for a photo shoot in the Bahamas, ensuring a tween jihad on the celebrity cougar. |Photo: Kim Kardashian|
If @Kim Kardashian wasn’t kidding earlier when she tweeted about sitting next to Jim the Air Marshall on a flight, it’s likely that he’ll be fired by the time the plane lands. These federal officers are normally required to keep their identity secret, but Sherlock Kim says she asked and he admitted it, and kept twittering about it to her three million plus followers. Read more »
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