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07.17.14 Sophie Weiner

Manuel Noriega, the former CIA-backed military dictator of Panama is suing the publishers of Call Of Duty: Black Ops II for their representation of him in one of the game’s missions. CNN writes: He argues in the lawsuit that his portrayal “as a kidnapper, murderer and enemy of the state” in the 2012 video game damaged his […]

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07.02.14 Sophie Weiner

Lindsay Lohan is suing Rockstar Games and their owner Take Two Interactive over allegedly parodying her in Grand Theft Auto V. The video clip below shows the character Lacey Jonas, who Lindsay Lohan believes is an “unequivocal” representation of herself, according to the AP. It’s pretty hard to watch: “Jonas” is trapped in a paparazzi situation that […]

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08.07.13 Marina Galperina & Nate Cepis

The Canyons (2013) STFU I WAITED FOR OVER A YEAR FOR THIS *breathe breathe* So, Bret At Do Bring Coke Easton Ellis wrote this script @ y he hates LA, TWINSIES! Lindsay’s back <3 +Male porn star. #hype. Meta-actor-director-drama stuff. It’s good STFU but if you’ve never had awkward group sex or been stalked by a […]

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04.03.13 Julia Dawidowicz

America’s favorite celebrity mosaic artist Jason Mecier is back. His latest subject is Lindsay Lohan, whose face he constructed — in all of it’s coy, mischievous glory — out of trash. What’d you expect? Mecier amps up the meta with this one, incorporating not only material junk that represents the tabloid queen’s lifestyle, but LiLo […]

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02.19.13 Marina Galperina

Gotcha!!! Made you look. My name is James Deen, and I made a movie called The Canyons, directed by Paul Schrader, written by Bret Easton Ellis, and starring Lindsay Lohan and me… Porn actor James Deen wrote a rather earnest, straight-forward article about his experience in The Daily Beast. You should read it. I mean, yeah, yeah, […]

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02.15.13 Marina Galperina

Remember when the internet was all like waa-waa what’s with this The Canyons movie is it even coming out waa-waa-waaaa? Well, IN YOUR FACE! Hold on, I need James Deen’s help for this… [Insert a gratitutously pornographic GIF here involving someone’s face accosted by a James Deen apendage of your choice here*] IFC is picking up The Canyons for […]

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01.10.13 Marina Galperina

Oh god. Release The Canyons already. There’s a great New York Times article about the production of the film — the Kickstarter-funded, micro-budget thriller written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Motherfuckin’ Schrader, featuring Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen and “one contractually obligated, four-way sex scene.” What? Before they started shooting, Paul Schrader told ANIMAL  he was going […]

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11.16.12 Marina Galperina

Um… also, Patti Smith is on the track. And then James Franco is in drag, à la those Terry Richardson drag shots. And there’s Lindsay making smoldery eyes at Terry, lifting her elbow above her head for ultimate boobage-liftage. So, this video was directed by James Franco, and by directed I mean, he overlayed some […]

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11.13.12 Marina Galperina

From “Kickstarter productions,” here’s yet another new teaser-trailer for The Canyons. If the last teaser was all ’70s Grindhouse, this one is ’50s melodrama, with a few new conflict drama scenes, notably LiLo and the pornstar make out, because you were waiting for it. Stop speculating, you vultures. To quote Mr. Deen as of July 3rd, ahem ahem, “I […]

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10.09.12 Marina Galperina

“Welcome to the Canyons… where the sex is as cheap as the budget and the only way out is death!” Oh, please let this Kickstarter-funded Paul Schrader/Bret Easton Ellis project actually be a Grindhouse film, like this fresh teaser! […]

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