As previously teased, here’s that power pop music video fantasy, wherein the Lindsay Lohan is a successful actress by day, a mysterious “world famous street artist” by night and someone very famous who still gets invited to shit later that same night. Read more »
Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a hood, corset and big fuck-me-awkwardly boots, slinking around Los Angeles and spraying “I heart Mom” graffiti. Allegedly, she’s “playing herself” in a music video by poppy-rocky band the Miggs. Who knew Lohan was a vandal? Read more »
Bravo, Lindsay! Sure, rolling around in blood and sucking off guns was kitschy fun, but this is much better for you. Dive into painter Richard Phillips’s first short film, wherein a water-loving Lohan emotes classic cinema tributes in a bikini. Read more »
Why was Lindsay wallowing in blood and sucking guns last year? Apparently, photog Tyler Shields wants to direct a Sharon Tate biopic where Lindsay plays Tate and Shields plays Manson. At least, that’s what he told the troubled starlet to get her to come to his house and roleplay sexy murder victim. Read more »
Poor Linds. She didn’t even do anything wrong, but was still lightly toasted by David Letterman for a flub that his staff made, when a prankster claiming to rep her called the Late Show and booked her to read the Top-10 list via satellite (she’s still got bail and parole problems.). Read more »
Despite numerous reports and an announcement by CBS, Lindsay Lohan will not be reading the Top-10 list on the Late Show Thursday night. She delivered the sad news via Twitter: “I Am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but am sorry for the confusion…” They planned on beaming her in via satellite from LA and now have to book someone ASAP. How about Jeff Goldblum? He solely exists for this reason.
Lindsay Lohan had to make a court appearance in LA yesterday for allegedly stealing some necklace—hey at least it wasn’t for drugs—so she wore a dress, a nicely fitted white one, and it’s now more important than the why she went to court in the first place. According to the likes of TMZ and amNY, the professional bad girl was obviously channeling Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, a movie that came out when Lindsay was six-years-old. But they are right about one thing: both the dresses are white.
At least that’s what RadarOnline is “exclusively” reporting about famous person Lindsay Lohan. She’s expected to leave her secondary residence at the Betty Ford Center and attend court on Friday where a judge could sentence the starlet to a year in jail for violating her parole.
Many people who are required to take drug tests, but like to get high, prefer cocaine because it only takes three days to leave their system, a fact that Lindsay Lohan either didn’t know or just flat out ignored. And now she’s headed back to jail, for a third time. Can we now all agree that a healthy dose of common sense would do her more good than any rehab program?
As we all know, Lindsay Lohan and I both share more in common than a penchant for processed meats; we have now both been sent to jail! Knowing that she could benefit from a few pieces of advice from an old pro, I decided to write her a letter. I gave her tips on how to survive her grueling 14 days in jail, and reminded her that because people would pay more than $40 to bang her, she is better than the others serving with her.
Lindsay, even if you never write back, I’ll know how much you appreciate my spirit being there with you. Good luck, and godspeed. I gotta run to court! Read more »
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