Aural Messes: Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Life

In the spring of 2008, LiLo made the unfortunate decision to post her private information — including her cellphone number — on Facebook which was soon snatched up and passed around by approximately half the internet population. Lindsay also left her private voicemail messages easily accessible because the password she chose was, amazingly, “1-2-3-4″. A post-Hollywood career at NORAD is unlikely. Read more »

Celebs Remember DJ AM In 140 Characters Or Less

Rappers, celebrities, and people like Ray Seacrest reacted to the death of DJ AM by expressing their grief on Twitter. He was found dead on Friday of an apparent overdose that TMZ says was accidental not suicidal. Read their pithy, publicist-free tributes after the jump. Read more »

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are “American Sapphic”

Throughout the years there’s been countless parodies of Grant Wood’s renowned “American Gothic” portrait, but this one featuring Lindsay Lohan and her musically inclined lesbian lover Samantha Ronson offers a whole new take. The “American Sapphic” piece was created by LA-based artist Ben Tegel, who described the motivation behind it, telling EOnline that “Lindsay and Sam are the all-American couple for the 21st century.” He also admitted his slight obsession with the starlet, that appears to be motivated by her drug use and lesbian affairs: “She (along with Britney, I suppose) embodied the fin-de-siecle celebrity archetype. Her child-star-turned-drug-addict-turned-lesbian narrative seems to sum up the way fame operates in the 21st Century. I’m really interested to see what happens in the next chapter of her character’s storyline.” |EOnline|

Lindsay Lohan Thinks A Mixer Means Cocktail Party


Out of all the hip and obnoxious trends out there, the one we’re hoping dies first is the whole celebrity DJ thing. If the celeb actually knows how to use turntables, or even an IPOD for that matter and can work a mixer that’s cool. But if you can’t even move your own fader, pick your own records out, or even comfortably wear the headphones, like Lindsay Lohan above, better just stick to what you’re good at, namely, getting rip roaring drunk ordering bottles and frequenting the bathroom stalls for energy breaks.
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