The one consistent thing that can be said about John McCain, the angry old man of the Senate, is that he says lots of dumb shit. The cranky Republican is by far, the go-to man for gaffes and on Wednesday, he flouted this unique skill on Capitol Hill when he said, “Last I checked, Long Island was part – albeit sometimes regrettably – part of the United States of America.” Read more »
Watch as a Suffolk County police sergeant arrests a freelance journalist for recording an arrest while not interfering whatsoever. Phil Datz says he was charged with misdemeanor obstruction of governmental administration, an offense that’s guaranteed to be dismissed.
A Long Island man scumbag wanted for allegedly killing four people while robbing a Medford pharmacy’s Vicodin stash this past weekend, was arrested by Suffolk County police on Wednesday along with his junkie wife, who reportedly drove the getaway car. Read more »
The investigation of several bodies dumped near a section of beach on the South Shore of Long Island is not progressing so well and now the Suffolk County Police Department is looking towards a more time-tested method for solving crimes: tips. The reward for information connected to these homicides has been upped to $25,000, which is about five times the going rate.
Lindenhurst is one of those small, painfully dull towns in Long Island with no real historical significance and if it were wiped off the face of the planet, wouldn’t really be missed, unless of course you happen to be the winner of the $202 million Powerball Lottery. A stationery store on Montauk Highway sold the wining ticket and is anxiously waiting for the lucky schmuck who bought it to step forward.
Kids on Long Island are mostly bored assholes that live in homogeneous enclaves devoid of any culture and so this recently uploaded YouTube video by a group who say they were “inspired” by the Oak Beach serial killer case isn’t all that surprising. It’s par for the course.
Officials from Great Neck Village, a tiny town on the North Shore of Long Island where it’s already illegal to smoke cigarettes in public parks, voted to ban smoking on sidewalks in front of commercial businesses now too. Anyone caught violating the law faces a $1,000 penalty or 15 days in jail, however, enforcement could be a problem. Newsday explains: “[T]he village has no police force and its two parking enforcement officers and five building inspectors don’t have time to patrol for illegal smokers.”
The Grinch. Shrek. Mr. Potato Head. Winnie the Pooh and friends. Rugrats. Scooby Doo. The Flintstones. Looney Tunes. The Little Mermaid. SpongeBob. Garfield. Peanuts. The Cat in the Hat. Sesame Street. And Spiderman on the roof. Read more »
Authorities said Long Island potentially has a serial killer on the loose after it was determined that the remains all four bodies found off the shoulder of Ocean Parkway near Oak Beach were women. The police are ramping-up their investigation as is the media, but no one has coined a catchy name. The Daily News went with the “Oak Beach Killer” while the L likes the “Cedar Beach Sicko.” I’m kind of partial to the “South Shore Psycho.” Lets ask Joel Rifkin what he thinks.
Suffolk Country Police Commissioner Richard Dormer says the remains of four people off the shoulder of Ocean Parkway near Gilgo and Cedar Beaches on Long Island’s south shore could be the work of a “serial killer.” According to Newsday, authorities believe the bodies were dumped at different times and could have been there for almost two years.
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