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06.02.11 Bucky Turco

Lindenhurst is one of those small, painfully dull towns in Long Island with no real historical significance and if it were wiped off the face of the planet, wouldn’t really be missed, unless of course you happen to be the winner of the $202 million Powerball Lottery. A stationery store on Montauk Highway sold the […]

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04.18.11 Bucky Turco

Kids on Long Island are mostly bored assholes that live in homogeneous enclaves devoid of any culture and so this recently uploaded YouTube video by a group who say they were “inspired” by the Oak Beach serial killer case isn’t all that surprising. It’s par for the course. […]

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01.06.11 Bucky Turco

Officials from Great Neck Village, a tiny town on the North Shore of Long Island where it’s already illegal to smoke cigarettes in public parks, voted to ban smoking on sidewalks in front of commercial businesses now too. Anyone caught violating the law faces a $1,000 penalty or 15 days in jail, however, enforcement could […]

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12.20.10 Bucky Turco

The Grinch. Shrek. Mr. Potato Head. Winnie the Pooh and friends. Rugrats. Scooby Doo. The Flintstones. Looney Tunes. The Little Mermaid. SpongeBob. Garfield. Peanuts. The Cat in the Hat. Sesame Street. And Spiderman on the roof. […]

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12.16.10 Bucky Turco

Authorities said Long Island potentially has a serial killer on the loose after it was determined that the remains all four bodies found off the shoulder of Ocean Parkway near Oak Beach were women. The police are ramping-up their investigation as is the media, but no one has coined a catchy name. The Daily News […]

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12.14.10 Bucky Turco

Suffolk Country Police Commissioner Richard Dormer says the remains of four people off the shoulder of Ocean Parkway near Gilgo and Cedar Beaches on Long Island’s south shore could be the work of a “serial killer.” According to Newsday, authorities believe the bodies were dumped at different times and could have been there for almost […]

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12.08.10 Lauri Apple

The Suffolk County legislature’s considering legislation that would make it illegal to sell energy drinks to anyone 19 or younger. Nobody else in the country has done this yet, for reasons that aren’t clear! […]

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12.02.10 Bucky Turco

Fox is exclusively reporting on a fight, that recently occurred, between two Long Island high school students, neither of whom were seriously hurt. But, it was all recorded on video and put on YouTube, where other students watched it. Shocking, I know. […]

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11.30.10 Bucky Turco

There was an earthquake off the coast of Long Island today and luckily, it was both small and no where near Plum Island. […]

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06.10.10 Bucky Turco

As if you needed any more proof the end times are near, another sea animal beached itself on Long Island and died. […]

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