In her latest correspondence from the Salt Lake City Correctional Facility, Kari Ferrell covers a myriad of topics including details on her charming inmates, future employment opportunities, and her beef with ANIMAL for enlisting another minority—apparently she assumes Cajun Boy is a pygmy or something. She also submitted a surreal sketch that will either delight or frighten you.

Well, you better enjoy these letters from The Hipster Grifter while you can, because according to Kari Ferrell, she could be out of the slammer and back on the streets of New York City real soon! In her latest correspondence, she talks about the possibility of obtaining freedom, riding bikes, and more press opportunities. Plus she sent a bonus photo.

Here she is as a smiling 4-year-old. As for those other photos she mentions in the letter, rest assured I tried, the password didn’t work. Also, if you’re going to write her, first read the rules here, she mentioned some of the mail getting returned.

Writing from her Salt Lake City cell, Kari Ferrell sent us a new letter three days before she was sentenced describing her incarcerated living conditions, insights on pop culture, and how she would go about auctioning off her vagina.

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Stay tuned, tomorrow we’ll be posting a letter from her cellmate, Jerzy Mitchell.

Previously: Love Forever, The Hipster Grifter

Kari Ferrell’s hand-written correspondence reveals what prison life is like for America’s favorite tattooed tiny Asian criminal. She tells us about her sentencing, her cellmates, the media’s portrayal of her and wonders how much she could get for her dirty jail underwear on eBay.

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