While most guys are content with confining their erotic viewing desires to plain ol’ PornHub, there’s a whole new generation of kids among us looking for something a little more specific. Sure, there are always sites like Suicide Girls for the tattoo/goth/punk/bizarro types, but what if you’re just searching for a chick with huge tits and a better sneaker collection than you? Look no further than Front magazine, a bubbly pornographic publication which caters to all the horny hypebeasts out there, and their latest shoot really underlines my point.

British babe Kitty Lea stars in the NSFW spread, where she minimally rocks brands like Alife, Stussy, Supreme, and Obey. And it’s done way better than what Playboy has similarly put out in the past. Plus her accompanying interview says she likes Pokemon and samurai swords, officially making her every dorky sneaker heads dream girl, like Weird Science, 2011 edition.

Fashion industry favorite Sasha Pivovarova is featured in this blasé editorial shot by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for the current issue of Vogue Paris. Lounging about the various sets, the supermodel does what she’s best at – showing off her petite Russian rack and smoking excessively. There are rumors going around about some of her images possibly being Photoshopped with shots of Anja Rubik’s legs (who’s also featured in the issue), but it’s all just speculation from fashion nerds at this point.

For the second issue of LoveCat magazine, photogtapher Pierre Dal Corso follows models Joyce V and Hannah H on their exhibitionist escapades along a secluded strip of road. Cast in black and white, we see the fur and feather-clad pair pull down their tops and lift up their dresses,  flashing themselves before luxury cars like privileged street-walkers showing off the goods. Not bad ladies, they sure don’t make em’ like you in Hunts Point!

Hedi Slimane’s photo study of artist-inspired tattoos is great. The mag itself looks like a fine and “intriguing” publication indeed and we can’t wait to dig in.

Yet, let’s not pretend that a great deal of the pre-release hype has centered solely around the speculation of said tattoo’s anatomical specifics.

So let’s get that close-up. Ta-da:

Sorry. Are we being needlessly crude too straightforward? EVEN CLOSER:

The newest issue of Lilac features Israeli Arab model Huda Naccache on the cover in a modest open blouse and black sequined bikini – an absolute first in the Arabic publishing world. Though both Huda and the magazine’s editor Yara Mashour knew showcasing so much skin would create controversy, they’re sure that it’ll create positive strides in the way of empowerment for both Jewish and Arab women. If this could also be a great way to challenge the sexual repression that permeates Middle Eastern culture, imagine the wonders an Arab Playboy could do!

The Boo-Hooray Gallery gallery has culled an exhibit from 3000 fanzines, flyers and original art stuffed into a cupboard at the Dial House, home to Penny Rimbaud — poet, anarchist and drummer from Crass. Sift through this treasure trove of pre-computer (and often, pre-xerox) anarcho-punk ephemera from 1976 through 1984.

The exhibit features a new audio installation by Rimbaud, art by Gee Vaucher and bits of her “nihilist newspaper for the living,” the International Anthem. Ogle it! If you’re a young one, you might have to Google it. “In All Our Decadence People Die,” Sep 30 – Oct 20, Boo-Hooray Gallery, NYC

I like that tiny balance between pornography and erotica, where it gets your juices flowing but doesn’t make you ashamed to kiss your mother afterwards, which is exactly why Treats! magazine is right up my alley. It was launched in May of this year and they’ve just dropped their second issue. Expect lots of risqué editorials that nicely merges sex, art, and fashion. So go ahead, indulge in some treats…

There’s also a John Baldessari “I will not not wear any more boring tattoos” scribble, because an ultra-reverse butterfly tramp stamp is unboring, presumably. Hey, let’s give the girl some props for taking two sittings of “the worst pain I have felt” for the team! Joined by two other less [s]exciting participators in the curious ‘INKED’ project (see alternate covers bellow), Ms. Shauna Taylor has manifested a unique opportunity for those with privileges to her genitalia — they can literally “FUCK DAMIEN HIRST!”

In case you’re wondering how come former POP editor/Damien Hirst collaborator Dasha Zhukova named her magazine “Garage” — when there’s like 100 Garages already — aside from being an art world heavyweight, her boyfriend is the Russian oligarch with the giant mega-yacht that shoots lasers. She can do whatever she wants.

That’s a misleading soundtrack, Jacques. The girl just wants to pedal her bike and peddle the Jacques 2012 calendar.

When Marx’s “religion is the opium of the masses” slogan was crazy popular, the Soviets were getting everyone off the Eastern Orthodox Jesus crack, whether they liked it or not. Enter Bezbozhnik (“Heathen” or “Godless”) magazine of the late, hooked-on-Stalin ’20s, spreading equal opportunity propaganda and damning all major religions. Oh, and USA’s racism and capitalism, while they were at it. See what Christ’s got on tap in the vintage covers above.