According to a pair of mad scientists, it’s the only efficient way to colonize the Red Planet. Flying back and forth from Earth is too time consuming (about 6 months each way) and with all the return fuel that’s needed, costly. So, they’re suggesting a space exploration program that would send old people astronauts on one-way missions, since they don’t have too long to live anyway. The downside: they’ll die of radiation alone on an alien planet. The upside: it could reduce costs by 80%.
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One of the more amusing/baffling aspects of life in the modern era is the tendency for religious dipshits to rally around any inanimate object, whether it be a grilled cheese sandwich, urban runoff or a lump of dog shit, that they believe bears some resemblance to the image of Christ. Well, now you can add Mars to the list and, as an added bonus, they also claim to see the Virgin Mary as well. ITelegraphI
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