Thanks to guys like Morgan Spurlock, the rumor that McDonald’s french fries don’t decompose has been circulating amongst fast-food fiends for years now, though most of us generally wouldn’t have enough will power to test the theory ourselves. Read more »
As if we needed more any more reasons to be scared of teens, the police released a video of a gruesome shooting outside of a Brooklyn McDonald’s Tuesday afternoon. Read more »
The Food Liberation Army’s kidnapping and execution of a Ronald McDonald statue isn’t going unpunished. Although no charges have been pressed against arrested artist Jani Leinonen, the Finnish police still have his confiscated computer, drawings and paintings. Read more »
A group calling itself the Food Liberation Army has captured Ronald McDonald and is threatening to execute him by Friday, Feb 11th if their questions about the fast food chain’s manufacturing processes and waste management aren’t answered. Tasteful, huh? Read more »
The Daily Mail discovers the shocking truth behind McDonald’s “food” – it won’t decompose, even after six months! Well, maybe not so shocking, since we already know that the stuff won’t rot for decades. Seriously. Even ants have better sense than to eat it.
UPDATE: Art Piece Was Not a McDonald’s Death Farm for Ants.
For a month, Brooklyn artist Elizabeth Demaray has (NOT) been torturing an ant colony by feeding them McDonald’s food. In a plexiglass prison, the ants that usually dine on seeds and fallen comrades ate at a mountain of junk food. It left many dead or disoriented. Read more »
Haters of American consumerism say Ronald McDonald is indoctrinating the kids and want him to retire. Apparently, Corporate Accountability International are more concerned with the health of the children than the economy! Don’t they know what it takes to keep those arches golden? |The Age|
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The Louvre. It’s one of the world’s most prized museums, boasting over 35,000 works of art, including of course the Mona Lisa. And the cultural shrine will soon house another familiar face: Ronald McDonald’s. The fast food chain and beacon of American consumerism has someone managed to infiltrate France’s venerable institution and will be setting up shop reports the Telegraph. How can a high brow museum justify such a low brow intrusion? Cultural variety: Read more »
This in-house McDonald’s video was released to demonstrate how safe and clean their meat is, although it may have the opposite effect and leave even the most carnivorous among seriously considering vegetarianism. Still, it’s good to know that the fast food manufacturer does use a metal detector to scan the final product. |Gizmodo|
Tis the Mother Fucking Season. The season when clients tell their agencies, “Make us a pretty holiday ad…connect our product to Christmas…How? That’s your problem, just DO IT…any tenuous which-way you can think of…” So antlers are attached to models’ heads in fashion ads, big red bows are wrapped around luxury cars, every product smaller than a reindeer’s head becomes a “stocking stuffer,” and many, many pathetic people put on virtual elf outfits to digitally shop for fucking office supplies. And, apparently, all unhealthy, potato-based products inexplicably become Christmas trees. Not pictured: the trans-fat angel of death.
|McDonald’s ad via. Pringles insert scanned from the Sunday New York Times|
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