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Meghan McCain Totally Flummoxed By Clogged Drain, Drano

Cajun Boy — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:10:36 +0000

Quick, somebody, preferably a well-endowed young Republican with a trust fund, rescue this damsel in distress, John McCain’s perpetually confused dunderhead of a daughter, as she has clogged her drain with her flowing blond locks and has absolutely no idea how to use the weird, utterly baffling Drano stuff to unclog it, according to her Twitter.

Naturally Meghan, as is her proclivity, deleted her panicked, confusion-laden tweets as soon as the little “this makes me look like a total jackass” light inside her wee brain went off. Luckily, we were able to screengrab them before she saw the light…

For those of you who haven’t used Drano previously (and really, who other than the pampered daughter of a booze heiress and a U.S. Senator hasn’t?), all you do is pour the shit down the drain, wait 15 minutes, run some water, and voila, the drain is unclogged 99% of the time.

Regardless, surely someone will come to her rescue, since Twitter is just overflowing with plumbers, right?! Too bad she and her Dad’s buddy Joe the Plumber aren’t all that tight anymore after she called him a “dumbass.” Pot meet kettle.

Twits Turn Green Over Iran

Bucky Turco — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:25:38 +0000

Although the media has mostly overblown the role that Twitter has played in the uprisings surrounding the Iranian elections with most people on the ground are still relying on SMS texts and good ol’ word of mouth, there’s no denying the impact its had on the micro-blogging community. From rappers to porn stars and celebrities, everyone’s getting in on the revolutionary action. And now with this Twitter application that automatically adds a green overlay to avatars, armchair activism has never been so convenient. ANIMAL decided to take a look at the eclectic mix of personalities who’ve gone green for the cause, see some of them below.

Activist actress and heartthrob: Alyssa Milano

Coward and pseudo political pundit: Meghan McCain

Caricature rapper: MC Hammer

Unfunny comedian and nerd: John Hodgman

Political pundit and shell of a man: Joe Scarborough

Daily Show correspondent: Rob Riggle

Celebrity Puppet: Insult the Comic Dog

Infamous anti-war protester and actress: ‘Hanoi’ Jane Fonda

Formerly relevant actor : John Larroquette

Celebrity for no reason: Nicole Ritchie

Superthug and rapper: N.O.R.E.

Attack of the Show host: Olivia Munn

Roots drummer and Twitter emeritus: ?uestlove

Porn empress: Joanna Angel

Meghan McCain Exploits 9/11 Just Like Daddy Taught Her

ANIMAL — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:25:26 +0000

Even if it was a unity piece and wasn’t graphic like the horrid display Republicans showed at their convention, did Meghan McCain and her blogettes really need to produce a 9/11 tribute video too? She posted it on her blog along with a whole bunch of photographs of her dad and Barack Obama at Ground Zero on the 7th anniversary of the attacks, even bragging “what a shot” under one image of the two men as they began their walk out the pit. It’s already bad enough that she’s using the campaign promoting blog to promote her creepy new children’s book, My Dad, John McCain.

Meghan McCain Reads Perez Hilton, Shops At Target

ANIMAL — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:05:44 +0000

We’ve been following the ramblings of hottie exhibitionist blogger Meghan McCain for a while now. The buxom blond and her crew of McCain Blogette’s have been documenting the presumptive Republican nominee’s campaign since it began on their blog (unfortunately, like Tokion, they too don’t have permalinks). In addition to posting photos of herself, family, friends, and Henry Kissinger’s feet, she also answers questions from you, the public at large. Learn what kind of perfume she wears, the blogs she reads, her favorite NYC eateries, and how much she loves her “cool duds.” Snippets of the Q&A below that just plummeted her hotness significantly.

Tom from Sayville, New York asked:
What are some of your favorite eateries in NYC
There are so many great places to eat in NYC that it’s hard to narrow it down to just a few. My favorite restaurant is “The Spice Market” in the Meatpacking District. I used to eat/get drinks there all the time when I lived in NYC and love the food, ambiance, and the crowd. My other favorite eatery is “Mill Korean” located close to Columbia’s campus. I ate there several times a week while I attended college.
Laura from Anchorage, Alaska asked:
What kind of perfume do you like to wear?
I wear “Chloe” during the day and Victor and Rolf’s “Flower Bomb” if I go out at night.
Sonia from Seattle, Washington asked:
Does your Dad ever get any down time to breathe and relax? (Whew, I wish I had as much energy as him!!)
During his infrequent breaks, my dad likes to relax, eat Mexican food and watch sports. He also enjoys going to the movies and attending Diamondback games.
Lucinda from Columbia, Missouri asked:
What blogs do you read on a regular basis?
Some of my favorite political websites and blogs include Politico, Drudge Report, Swampland, Perez Hilton, and GreenMountainPolitics.
Clara from Cornish, New Hampshire asked:
Where do you get your cool duds from?
Thank you for saying I have cool duds! I buy my clothes at stores ranging from Saks and Barneys to Target and Old Navy. I love clothes, no matter where they come from, as long as they fit well.

Parsing Meghan McCain’s Hotness

ANIMAL — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:58:12 +0000

Move over Chelsea, Meghan is in the house. The hot blond, 23-year-old Scorpio, is a graduate of Columbia with a degree in Arts History and has been blogging about her dad, presidential ~~fossil~~ hopeful John McCain, since October 1st of last year on her website: McCain Blogette. She provides an intimate look into life on the campaign trail, publishing behind the scenes photos and goings ons of her 71-year-old pops. Although it’s not easy to get excited about old man McCain, his daughter is a whole other story, and she just might be the sexiest thing to emerge from this race—besides Obama Girl. And since it’s hard to pin down just one quality about the bubbly buttercup, ANIMAL compiled a gallery of reasons—big and small—that qualifies her as the PDILF.

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She’s got great bedroom eyes, even in front of dad.

Her mom is still hot, giving a good glimpse in what to expect down the line.

She’s got an ethnic sister who she doesn’t treat like Cinderella.
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She’s got a whore tat of a star on her right foot. Dreamy.

She wears leggins, and fuck me boots.

She looks good in in slutty off-the-shoulder sweaters.
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Her cute and spunky petite Asian buddy.

She’s a Mac girl, not cosmetics, computer!

She’s a natural in front of the camera, you know where that one is going.