The weight has finally been lifted of Kate Moss’ bony shoulders. Meet Alice Dellal, goddaughter of famed fashion photographer Mario Testino and a quirky model who has made the brave decision to strut into the limelight with a cocaine scandal all her own and give Moss a well deserved media break. Here she is posing next to what appears to be some white powdery substance, a hollow white tipped straw (or pen?) and a reliable edged Oyster card—the UK version of a MetroCard. The 20 year-old is currently walking the runways at NY’s Fashion Week and probably doing bad coke like the rest of the city’s residents. |MetroUK|
Scandinavian death metal fashion? Accessories by World of Warcraft? I remain flummoxed. Regardless, the redheaded, Australian, supermodel-in-training Tiah Eckhart is rockin’ it in this virtual reality-themed shoot. It kind of looks like what Gwar would masturbate to, doesn’t it? Relatedly, the tattoo around her wrist reads: “Belle-Laide.” That’s French for “beautiful ugly,” or a “woman who is attractive though not conventionally beautiful.” You’ll have to take her word for it.
Model Disappears From Runway, Does Not Resurface
Here’s what you get for walking the runway at an obscure fashion week that no one’s heard of. Watch as this model drops straight through the floor at the recent Charleston Fashion Week 2008, and magically, she doesn’t even resurface. Even the photographers down there are amateurs, with one falling in too while attempting to rescue the model from being drowned by the floor.
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