You’ve heard of the Cougar women who stalk younger men, and maybe the Cheetah chicks who fuck ugly drunks. Now, we’ve got a whip-wielding yellow bikini-sportin’ Black Panther who makes a frightened doughy white man dance badly and strip butt-naked.

It’s the latest spot in Orangina’s animated anthropomorphized nympho animal campaign, where we previously witnessed a giraffe-girl sniffing a rollerblading guy’s ass. Now, a buff busty melanistic big cat (I’m envisioning Naomi Campbell) dominates a stereotypical White Man in a big tent setting. Is that a penis peek I spy? The spot sizzles with sexual and racial tension, RAWWRR! Via pretentious French ad duo Fred & Farid. |Video: Illegal Advertising|

And not just shaking, but rhythmically slapping into each other. Oh, the advertiser? Orangina is giving 10,000 euros to the winners of some “Shake That Orangina” contest.

Upload your video and you could win the dough and a spot on the 2010 Orangina Dance Team. The team will “travel around the world to various dance capitals” including New York City blah blah blah, who gives a shit. This will be the most mesmerizing half minute of your day. You’re welcome.

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To advertise their light drink in Europe, Orangina brings their super-sexualized ani-animals out of the wild and into civilization with these two new spots. First, an ass-shaking blonde breaks a heel and falls flat on her hot fanny in front of the blue jean-wearing Miss Hyena and her two friends. Table-slapping shreiks ensue. Good thing blondie didn’t confront the cackling carnivore as Hyenas are known for their extremely strong flesh-rending bite. Jump for the second spot, featuring a horny, ass-sniffing, rollerblading, bikini-clad giraffe-girl. Campaign is by Paris agency Fred & Farid (FFL), who’re responsible for the most terribly pretentious jeans campaign I’ve ever seen. |Videos: Adme.ru|