As you may have heard, Tila Tequila’s “fiancee,” the pill-addled heiress Casey Johnson, was found dead in LA yesterday. Almost immediately, Tila took to Twitter to plead for privacy while she grieves the loss of her one true love, at one point even tweeting that Johnson wasn’t actually dead but in coma, and then tweeting that she was dead again. It was sort of disgusting. Read more »
If you loathe Perez Hilton, and really, who doesn’t, then you will love this little vid of a Los Angeles, California local news guy (KTLA) going off on the cockroach of the internet. Enjoy. Read more »
I think Alex Blagg said it best on his Twitter: “The VMAs are basically Wrestlemania without steroids.”
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While many people are mourning the loss of pop star Michael Jackson, they’re also seething about a crude post that abominable gossip blogger Perez Hilton published and later pulled about the King of Pop. But not before an eagle eyed Twitterer snapped a screengrab and rocker Pete Wentz chided him for the bottom crawling coverage.
Openly gay blogger and all around terrible person, Perez Hilton, is not having a good week. After getting caught on tape attacking straight rapper Will.i.am with a hateful slur—”fucking faggot” to be exact—and then subsequently being punished with a black eye and a statement from GLAAD, a petition floating around asking that he be removed as a candidate for the Teen Choice Awards on Fox is starting to gain momentum. He’s currently a nominee for the “Choice Music: Fab-u-lous” and “Choice Web Star” categories, but with about 94,216 more signatures that could all change.
Each week, ANIMAL will rank the world’s most despicable, deplorable, and undesirable human beings walking the earth, making the news. Behold: Evil Empirical. Read more »
Okay. We lose. Perez Hilton was just kidding or something about Page Six’s Chris Wilson being the man who outed Richard Johnson’s DUI arrest. We are terrible about disseminating second hand facetiousness from inside a crowded bus and assumed that such a high-ranking gossip columnist like Perez Hilton with so many connections wouldn’t possibly be retarded enough to go throwing bombshells around like that without an immediate retraction, which may or may not have happened, etc. etc.
However, in fairness to everyone, if we do look at this from a half-assed culpability scorecard, here’s where we’re at:
Chris Wilson, Page Six: Not Guilty
Perez Hilton: Guilty
ANIMAL: Eh…fuck it. Guilty.
But our guilt comes with some valuable lessons learned today in how this putrid little interweb land really works.
To wit:
1. Gossipping about gossip columnists gossiping about other gossip columnists on online gossip columns is great for traffic.
2. Upholding people’s reputations no matter how insanely vapid they may be is essential.
3. Insignificant bitchiness is a game best played by other people.
We now return to our irregularly scheduled programming about things in this city that are 400 times more interesting and relevant. Kind of.
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Previously: Caption Me: Perez Hilton Rats Out Chris Wilson [ANIMAL]
Gossip twinky Perez Hilton has to do a better job keeping his sources safe. On the media shuttle bus over to Saturday night’s MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, another journalist (and ANIMAL’s source for the story) congratulated Perez on being the first to report Page Six editor Richard Johnson’s DUI arrest. Perez accepted the compliment, then boastfully told our mole that Chris Wilson, Page Six’s hangover-happy foot soldier, was who he received the tip from just a few hours after Johnson was released from the drunk tank.
Well, we’re not that surprised Perez would give up this type of information, but we were under impression that Page Six was supposed to be um, like a mafia family. If that’s the case, we expect Wilson to be taken for a ride up to a secluded wooded area in the next few hours. Or maybe Perez will be found bludgeoned to death in a hotel hideout? Either way, we’re assuming one of these gossip mobsters forgot about the whole concept of omertà .
Hopefully, we won’t have to wait until January to see how the Page Six saga finally ends…
Perez Hilton Exclusive! [Perez Hilton]
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