PETA Porn Coming Soon

At this point it’s hard to be shocked by anything that the people over at PETA have in the works to support their veganistic cause – like sexy time with veggies or getting Brooke Hogan naked  – but an XXX-rated porn site supported by the veg community, really? Apparently their new adult site is already in motion and plans on featuring “girl and boy next-door content” along with appearances by their famous film-star friends, like Sasha Grey and Ron Jeremy. Read more »

Animal Torture Lab Exposed

PETA says it infiltrated a cruel product testing facility, releasing an undercover video “inside the filthy, deafeningly loud kennels of Professional Laboratory and Research Services, Inc. (PLRS)” in North Carolina. The heartbreaking footage shows workers mistreating the shit out of dogs, rabbits and cats. At one point in the video, a woman encourages a cat to claw at a cage so she can then try to rip its nails out. Watch in horror below. Read more »

Bargain Animal Parts for Sale

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has some confiscated animal items for sale. With their Denver warehouse over-stuffed with shrink-wrapped tiger heads, ostrich boots and Siberian weasel fur coats (1.5 million animal products and trinkets in total), the federal agency is hard up for cash and is auctioning off 300,000 illegally-traded items along with their integrity, online. Read more »

Bare-Skin PETA Birds Protest Bearskin Hats

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Those Queen’s Guard uniforms look painted on…oh they are! The woman on the left is former Lara Croft video game model Lucy Clarkson, whose chest measures 34DD, according to Wikipedia. Google Image search her if you want to see her breasts sans paint. Clarkson, along with PETA UK campaigners, appeared yesterday on Westminster Bridge to protest the Ministry of Defense’s refusal to switch to synthetic fur for the elite guards’ ceremonial hats. The signs refer to the recent national election which saw David Cameron take over as Prime Minister. Previously, PETA plastered a badly Photoshopped image of a guard wearing a decapitated bear head on the sides of London buses.

PETA’s Anti-KFC Campaign To Promote KFC

Sometimes PETA comes up with brilliant PR stunts, other times not so much. Like this silly hearse they plan on driving around the U.S. to protest KFC’s new Double Down sandwich. Do they really think the people who order this artery killer are concerned about their health? Save the gas!

Octomom Whores Out Her Dignity, Front Lawn

PETA offered the “Octomom” $5000 and veggie burgers to put an ad on her front lawn promoting the spaying/neutering of pets. Facing a possible foreclosure, the single mom of 14 agreed and the animal rights group has already gotten their fill with the story attracting lots of media attention.

PETA Hates Mike Tyson’s Love of Pigeons

Well, that didn’t take long. After Mike Tyson announced he’ll begin filming for a new pigeon racing show to air on Animal Planet, PETA used the opportunity to slam him: “Tyson’s claim to care about pigeons is rather incredulous given that he chooses to tout using them in a ’sport’ that—like horseracing—exposes them to danger and death.” 

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Karl Lagerfeld Embraces Fake Fur, Makes PETA A Little Happier

In this sensitively-scored video from Paris Fashion Week, designer Karl Lagerfeld discusses Chanel’s new “global cooling” inspired collection and the “triumph of fake fur” as models splish-splash down the runway. Although PETA still refers to him as the “notorious fur pimp,” they did acknowledged his endorsement and quoted him: “You cannot fake chic, but you can be chic in fake fur.”

PETA’s Latest Doofy Disingenuous Stunt

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Fake veggie porn Super Bowl ads. Fake bus beheading exploitation ads. The animals rights group constantly hatches fake concepts that they never intend to buy media for. But even more pathetic than the fake ideas, is their fake earnestness about their fake proposals. And these fake pot smuggling-related billboards aren’t even original. Read more »

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Canadian Fisheries Minister Gets Tofu’d By PETA

To protest Canada’s brutal seal hunting policies, a PETA activist from NYC pushed a tofu pie into the face of Oceans and Fisheries Minister Gail Shea at a press conference in Ontario on Monday. The woman was promptly arrested and faces assault charges. Shea shrugged off the incident and said the baby-seal killing fun will proceed.