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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Playboy’ Spread Leaked

Tabatha McGurr — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:30:14 +0000

Well it’s not much of a shocker, but just a day after Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover leaked, the whole editorial has dripped right down the media cracks along with it. TMZ claims that Linds is “freaking out” over the unauthorized release, which was actually supposed to be in a week, but she really has nothing to bitch about, she still got paid.

Besides, the spread does her justice (I guess second time’s a charm) and once again she’s channeling Marilyn Monroe, though it’s done tastefully and most importantly – without a rotting tooth in site. Good job girl, now cut the bullshit and get yourself a fucking acting gig already!

Supreme Playboy Synergy

Bucky Turco — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:48:57 +0000

The Playboy Mansion is reportedly unkempt, reeks of dog piss, and by the latest accounts, a petri dish of infectious human disease. Now that I think about it, a Playboy collaboration with Supreme actually makes perfect sense and for a streetwear brand that isn’t even trying anymore, appropriately fitting.

Apollo 12′s Playboy Bunny

Marina Galperina — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:40:59 +0000

Here’s another titillating stowaway that made it aboard Apollo 12. Playboy’s vintage calendar card was hidden inside the command module without the knowledge of the crew and then discovered, shock, wow. We heard that one before.

You can buy the 4.5 X 6.5 card, complete with “Velcro strips which were used to affix it inside the spacecraft” at the RR Auction sale of space paraphernalia on January 13. Starting bid is $1000.

Unlike the Moon porno-cuffs, the subject is identifiable — Playboy Playmate DeDe Lind, Miss August 1967 who liked steak and dancing and 44 years later still looks peppy.

It Takes A lot (of Photoshop) to be A Playboy Centerfold

Bucky Turco — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 23:09:48 +0000

The feministas over at Jezebel uncovered a treasure trove of Playboy stuff being auctioned at Christie’s, including some decades old issues “marked up by editors and the art department.” The copies offer a revealing look into the world of (early) Photoshop retouching that made editorials like this and later ones featuring Kim Kardashian possible. See the whole NSFW collection of manipulated beauties here.

Ashley Dupre’s Playboy Photos

Bucky Turco — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 17:37:11 +0000

Ashley Dupre. Playboy photos. Banging. Enjoy (NSFW). **UPDATE**: If you came here looking for the naked photos of Ashley Dupre, sorry, but Playboy emailed and said they want all of them back, ASAP, or they will crush us:

Dear Sir or Madam:

It has been brought to our attention that web pages at animalnewyork.com (174.143.45.129) display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All right, title and interest in and to these images belongs to Playboy.

I believe in good faith that the disputed images displayed on animalnewyork.com (174.143.45.129) are not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law.

Accordingly, please remove the unauthorized reproductions of Playboy copyrighted images on animalnewyork.com (174.143.45.129) and on all web pages under your control.

I, Mark Lee, under penalty of perjury, am authorized to act on behalf of Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. in regard to the above-mentioned unauthorized reproduction of the Playboy copyrighted images. My contact information is as follows: Playboy Enterprises International, Inc., 680 N. Lake Shore Drive, Chicago, Illinois 60611, Fax 312-266-2042, phone 312-751-8000, E-mail address is mylee@playboy.com.

We look forward to hearing from you and resolving this matter immediately.

This letter is not intended to and shall not waive or prejudice any rights and remedies that Playboy may have at law, in equity or otherwise. Any and all such rights and remedies are hereby expressly reserved.

PLAYBOY ENTERPRISES INTERNATIONAL, INC.

Mark Lee
IP Enforcement Assistant

cc: Ana Cashman, Esq.
cc: Rebecca Blabolil

Mark Lee
IP Enforcement Assistant
Playboy Enterprises International, Inc.
680 North Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, IL 60611

Photo: Stephen Wayda/Playboy

Dickchicken Poses for Playboy

Will Sherman — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:15:41 +0000

Street artist Dickchicken took some time off his cock-faced clucker campaign to let Playboy film his penis. His face fittingly obscured, the anonymous artist also known as Richard Poultry, shared some thoughts on his budding street art career.

“Everyone buffs out my stuff because it to them is offensive … and I mean really, who wants a three-foot dick spray painted on their building?” In response, he works “twice as hard,” a fowl effort that appears to be paying off. He’s already had a solo exhibit showcasing his cartoon character, has fans on flickr, and a completely deranged outlook on his rising street art stardom, actually saying, “I had no idea I would be so quickly put up into the top tiers of the most sought-after graffiti artists in New York.”

Finally, Marge Simpson Graces the Cover of Playboy

Cajun Boy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:11:11 +0000

Hey remember Playboy?! I used to subscribe to that mag and honestly don’t think I’ve picked up an issue in the last 10 years. And hey remember The Simpsons?! I used to watch that show but don’t think I’ve watched a full episode in the last 10 years. With that said, these two American cultural institutions have finally found each other and Playboy may finally publish an issue that nobody jerks off to the cover model. |Videogum|

Playboy Is Becoming More Complex

Will Sherman — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:50:37 +0000

In addition to their regular showcase of slender women, Playboy is also revealing their slimmed down editorial budget. Their newest issue features an Olivia Munn cover shot that looks like it was ripped straight out of Complex’s February/March issue with the Attack of the Show host. It’s just the latest in Playboy’s attempt to transform into Marc Ecko’s barely relevant pop-cultural footwear mag, following the soft porn publication’s overly forced “Hot Chicks, Cool Kicks” spread and snatching Aubrey O’Day for a less blatant cover girl copy.

Newsstand Burned Down By Bush Fire

Copyranter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:21:39 +0000

Although…this it is the Brazilian edition of Playboy, so there’s probably not even a landing strip or hole patch downtown on their October Playmate of the month Ana Paula Tabalipa (For those of you who feel your freedoms are bring violated by those two censor strips, here’s a NSFW video of her in a scene from the movie “Luna Caliente.”). Annnnyway, how bout this Point Of Purchase promotion piece by ad agency Neogama/BBH? It’s Hott! Potentially very Hott! That’s because those naughty-bit strips are actually match-striking surfaces like those on the sides of matchboxes. How convenient. And fucking hazardous! Well, hopefully all the newsstands sold out of the issue before drunken smokers torched any of them. previously: Burton’s Playboy Bunny Snowboards.
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Burton’s Playboy Bunny Snowboards

ANIMAL — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:28:42 +0000

Burton is drawing both praise and ire for their new line of ’09 Coalition snowboards. The ‘Love’ line features “vintage Playboy magazine photos as the main design element,” prompting at least one 14-year-old girl to write to the Vermont-based company and complain. For others, it’s a return to their roots or at least a heaping of influence from the likes of Supreme. |MinNewYork|