So That’s Why Graffiti Artists Write Their Name

According to the New York Times, graffiti is spreading all across the Untied States, in cities big and small. But why? Marcia Dennis, who heads Portland’s highly ineffective anti-graffiti efforts, thinks she has the answer: “The rush is addictive, and these guys don’t quit. They all think they’re going to end up being fabulously wealthy graffiti artists like Marc Ecko or Banksy or Shepard Fairey.” Well, at least she got the first bit right. (Photo: Terry Frederic/flickr)

The first US electric highway will be equipped with charging stations and will connect Portland and Canada. Somehow, that just makes perfect sense.

Self-satisfied city of Portland out-cools NYC with their own quirky bike racks policy. They should have let Byrne run free with his arty racks, because… burn!

Lack of Interest Forces Museum of Bad Art to Close

The Velveteria, the world’s only museum of velvet paintings, has announced that it is closing its doors. Opened four years ago in Portland, Oregon, the museum has earned international attention for its quirky collection of the notoriously kitschy medium, just not enough to be profitable, according to Oregon Live. After closing up shop on January 24th, Velveteria owners Caren Anderson and Carl Baldwin plan to move to Los Angeles, taking their nearly 400 velvet paintings with them in hopes of reopening there. “In Portland, you can kind of do your own thing,” Anderson says. “But I’m craving something more culturally and ethnically diverse. I just crave a bigger cultural base.” |Oregon Live|

Portland Man Given Two Years Probation for Stabbing Girlfriend’s Fish

No, the headline above isn’t some clever metaphor. Some poor sap really did stab his girlfriend’s pet fish — that he gave her as a gift — during a domestic dispute, and she really did call the cops on him for it and he really did get sentenced to two years probation AND he really has to undergo a psychiatric evaluation AND he really has pay $617 in fines AND he really has to perform 80 hours of community service for KILLING A FREAKING FISH! This is just retarded in every possible way. Read more »