Here’s a video of Prime Minister Putin being lead into a court room cell as he’s charged with several crimes including “grand theft of state property, financial fraud, abuse of authority” and “participating in a terrorism act to intimidate citizens and manipulate state power.” Read more »
Remember how Russia’s parliamentary election had so much obnoxious, YouTube-documented fraud, that thousands of angry Russians protested in the street? Don’t worry. The Kremlin has it on lock down, soon equipping 94,000 polling stations with no less than 300,000 web surveillance cameras. Pffffffft. Read more »
Here’s a remixed clip of Putin’s notorious television appearance, aptly edited down to the uhs, ums and eghs, gesticulations and audience reactions. It’s hypnotizing. It’s hilarious but also very upsetting… Read more »
Just when you thought that Hermain Cain’s presidential race drop-out speech quoting the Pokémon movie was the craziest shit you’ve ever seen… In Russia, Prime Minister Putin has just quoted the Jungle Book to call opposition “Bandar-log” ’cause he’s the motherfucking python! Read more »
Attention Russian girlies ripping their shirts open for Putin. Stop your sexy parties. Cut it out with the pin-up calendars. Put a stopper up in there, because your sexual fetish for Comrade Macho is about get curbed. Prime Minister (soon re-President) Vladimir Putin did not discover those ancient Greek jugs on a diving expedition. Read more »
Putin continues to demonstratively trample democracy, and we’re not talking about the whole “running” for president in the 2012 “election” thing. The most expensive movie ever made in Russia — a box office disaster and a horribly reviewed festival flop directed by Putin’s friend — has been submitted to the Academy Awards. Read more »
Remember the girls fake-ripping their shirts open for Putin? Meet the Opposition Girls. Unlike the “chickenheads,” they’ve had enough of “oligarchs looting the country” and think that Putin “needs to… go… away.” Watch them sashay and shoot at presidential efigies. Read more »
This twenty-minute video montage features a man dubbed “Sam Nickel” groping the breasts of 1000 Russian gals and giving Putin a manly handshake. As this thing goes viral, allow me to explain. Read more »
Half a decade since renowned war journalist and Kremlin corruption critic Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead in her stairwell, a retired Russian cop has been arrested on suspicion of organizing the killing. After years of mysterious dead ends, shoddy investigation and botched trials, this latest development only worsens the notorious rumors of government involvement in the slaying. Read more »
Pretty ladies and their prominently featured breasts starred in this video calling all “young, smart, beautiful women” to “rip it up” for Putin: “What are you ready to do for your president?” Aside from the sexism-lite, there’s one problem… Putin isn’t the president. Read more »
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