Republican Congressman Vs. Mimes, Accordions

At the budget appropriation hearing this week, Rep. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) “questioned” the National Endowment for the Arts for supporting the San Francisco Mime Troupe and an international accordion festival. Read more »

Desperation Lentils Aren’t Funny, Henry Alford

While reading the NY Times “Crib Sheet” (it helps me know what to talk about with my Pops* during our Sunday phone chats), I came across this suggested conversation topic: “Unemployment benefits for two million Americans run out. Sales of lentils skyrocket.” Read more »

News Served up With a Side of Courage

It’s Veteran’s Day! Governmental everything–the schools, the courts, the city offices, the garbage-collection department–is closed. Oh, but not the jails–those are always open. Take your pet bald eagle to the parade and then buy him a Harley Davidson bandanna and some apple pie, for Liberty. And discuss these news developments. Read more »

Today in Decision Points

NATIONAL:

  • Alaska Republican Joe Miller and his blue ox, Babe, are suing in federal court to uphold the senate election ballot count and something something, etc. You knew this was going to happen. |Joe Miller campaign|
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The Bush Fetus-in-a-Jar’s Whereabouts, and Other Topics

Ooh, a new feature: A list of newsy political bits to share and discuss with your friends, coworkers and the drug dealers on your front stoop. They’ll love appreciate you so much more, when you pass down the gift of ephemeral knowledge. Let’s begin! Read more »

Terror Survivor Rudy Guiliani Talks Elections on CNN

Jesus God, when will news shows stop asking this guy for his dopey opinions? Oh right, never, because he is America’s terror-mayor, and media organizations seem to feel obligated to check in with him to make sure he hasn’t developed abandonment issues. Read more »

It’s Been Real, Carl Paladino

The votes haven’t been counted, but I’m gonna predict that our mad-as-hell friend Carl Paladino is not going to become the governor of New York today. Aw, don’t cry! (Seriously, no waterworks.) Read more »

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Oh Snap! Christine O’Donnell’s Other Problems

While the Internet debated the merits of outing heterosexual ladybug Christine O’Donnell as a Halloween un-night stander, and/or followed the hunt for her anonymous Philadelphian Judas, other controversies involving the Senate candidate unfolded. Read more »

Paladino Would Shut Down the Government

Bathroom-going hug monster Carl Paladino told the New York Times that if he were governor, and the legislature couldn’t settle on a budget after 60 days, he’d just shut down the goddamned government, all vaffanculo-like. Read more »

Joe Miller’s Hired Security Firm: Anti-Journalist, Pro-Militia

Teabagger lumberjack-lawyer and Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller hired a security company tied to right-wing militia groups to protect him from angry moose and liberals at a town hall. Oh, the same town hall where guards hired by Miller handcuffed a journo-blogger for asking “wrong” questions? Yeah, that one. Read more »