Richard and Mayumi Heene, parents to Falcon Heene, known from here to eternity as “Balloon Boy,” are set to plead guilty to charges brought against them for perpetrating the most retarded hoax to ever captivate America. |NPR|
One week ago today in the early afternoon I remember thinking to myself, “Gee, this sure is a slow news day.” And then Balloon Boy happened. Now, I’m as sick as anyone is of the Heene family at this point, but I do have questions in my mind about this whole charade that continue to nag the shit out of me. Read more »
The Heene family is mentally exhausted from lying to the media and so they penned this note to the many journalists camped outside of their house and stuck it on their front door: “Thank you for all of your support. We are not taking any interview any more. We are tired. Thank you. Heenes.” In related news, Balloon Boy hoax mastermind, Richard Heene, believes that the world will end in 2012 and all sorts of other delightful oddities. |EOnline|
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