After the fan suicides, baby dangling tributes and DNA embedded gemstones, the canonization of Michael Jackson continues. On Friday, The Cult of Michael Jackson opens a religious retreat for followers to worship “The Gospel,” non-scandalous pieces of the pop star’s life and music reinterpreted into scripture. King of Pop painter-turned-cult leader Rusel Parish designed the “spiritual haven” and believes everyone would be better off taking Jackson’s words to heart: “Imagine the strife and wars we could solve if we just straightened up and boogied down.” The Chapel opens at 6 pm on September 11th through October at 168 North 6th Street in Williamsburg.