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Aural Messes: Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Life

Bucky Turco — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:14:45 +0000

In the spring of 2008, LiLo made the unfortunate decision to post her private information — including her cellphone number — on Facebook which was soon snatched up and passed around by approximately half the internet population. Lindsay also left her private voicemail messages easily accessible because the password she chose was, amazingly, “1-2-3-4″. A post-Hollywood career at NORAD is unlikely.

Below are some of the voicemail messages that give us, the non-celebrity public, a candid glimpse at the pseudo-friends, estranged family, rehab buddies, and prospective lesbian stalkers vying for her attention at that time.

Make sure to wait until the end, as her desperate deadbeat father warbles a heartfelt message and then holds his cellphone up to the car stereo speakers to let her know he’s listening to her new CD as he drives. It’s beautiful honey…

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are “American Sapphic”

Bucky Turco — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:30:14 +0000

Throughout the years there’s been countless parodies of Grant Wood’s renowned “American Gothic” portrait, but this one featuring Lindsay Lohan and her musically inclined lesbian lover Samantha Ronson offers a whole new take. The “American Sapphic” piece was created by LA-based artist Ben Tegel, who described the motivation behind it, telling EOnline that “Lindsay and Sam are the all-American couple for the 21st century.” He also admitted his slight obsession with the starlet, that appears to be motivated by her drug use and lesbian affairs: “She (along with Britney, I suppose) embodied the fin-de-siecle celebrity archetype. Her child-star-turned-drug-addict-turned-lesbian narrative seems to sum up the way fame operates in the 21st Century. I’m really interested to see what happens in the next chapter of her character’s storyline.” |EOnline|