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01.12.11 Bucky Turco

Crazy Sarah Palin isn’t about to sit idly by while people criticize her fiery rhetoric and has once again taken to the internets and this time she’s using Vimeo. Yup, the crosshairs-placing pundit fiercely defended herself using the video sharing site all the cool kids prefer. […]

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12.30.10 Lauri Apple

The marketing whizzes at the Alaska Travel Industry Association plan to broadcast scenes from your favorite TV show ever, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, to attract Real Tourist-Americans to their state. It is going to work, make no mistake about it! […]

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12.13.10 Bucky Turco

As Salon points out, Time didn’t mention that Sarah Palin fielded their questions via email until the “eighth paragraph” of the mag’s latest cover story on her. So, how can they possibly confirm that Sarah Palin answered all the questions herself without any consultation? They can’t, and should any news outlets challenge the authenticity of […]

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12.02.10 Marina Galperina

After taunting with concept teasers and uniformed villainesses and milking fans for funds, Timo Vuorensola’s sci-fi comedy flick Iron Sky has “goosestepped” into production. This photo peek at its characters reveals something more ridiculous than Nazis space-invading from their secret Moon station. Behold the Sarah Palin-esque president of the United States. AAAH!!!! It’s only a […]

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11.23.10 Lauri Apple

Over the summer, this terrible, godawful song opposing the Park51 not-mosque viralled around the Internet, amusing many but pleasing no one. Turns out that the singer of that sonic shitscape, Trade Martin, has also created a song honoring Our Lady of the Gutted Salmon, Sarah Palin. Of course. […]

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11.17.10 Lauri Apple

A three-year-old from the Boston area went to preschool with 17 bags of crack in her shoe. It sounds like the guy who confessed to putting the crack there is covering for someone else. […]

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11.12.10 Lauri Apple

Dynamic Florida Congressman-elect Allen West, who had to resign from the Army after he threatened to kill an Iraqi, hired a radio host lady who shared his habit of promoting “violent insurrection” to be his chief of staff. But she’s gone all martyr and said no. It’s too bad, because they sound perfect for each […]

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11.10.10 Lauri Apple

NATIONAL: Alaska Republican Joe Miller and his blue ox, Babe, are suing in federal court to uphold the senate election ballot count and something something, etc. You knew this was going to happen. |Joe Miller campaign| […]

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11.03.10 Lauri Apple

Yesterday’s election results, OMG. Mostly terrible, with the Republicans winning lots of Congressional seats and governor’s races and people (?) like Sarah Palin saying smarmy crap on their Twitters all night long, bragging about refudiation. GOP in the muthafuckin’ House, for real. […]

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10.21.10 Lauri Apple

Teabagger lumberjack-lawyer and Alaskan U.S. Senate candidate Joe Miller hired a security company tied to right-wing militia groups to protect him from angry moose and liberals at a town hall. Oh, the same town hall where guards hired by Miller handcuffed a journo-blogger for asking “wrong” questions? Yeah, that one. […]

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