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11.18.09 Cajun Boy

So Sarah Palin’s out there this week, everywhere, whining about “sexist” magazine covers while she promotes her first foray into the world of literature, the one in which she trashes everyone who isn’t a Jesus Freak with a room temperature IQ. In the course of her trashing, she’s been piling on the McCain campaign, where […]

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11.16.09 Cajun Boy

Sarah Palin is appearing on Oprah RIGHT NOW! And ANIMAL is going to liveblog it! Yeeeaaahh! Click through to join in the fun. […]

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Cajun Boy

Last week, America found itself subjected to an unrelenting parade of righteous sanctimony, staggering idiocy and unabashed martyrdom in the form of Carrie Prejean’s dumb book publicity tour. Now this week it’s Sarah Palin turn, and you just know that Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess will not stand for some upstart blonde prolific sex tape-maker […]

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11.12.09 Cajun Boy

Trey Parker and Matt Stone told the story of America under Bush with wooden puppets in Team America: World Police, so it only only stands to reason that some genius would make a movie about Sarah Palin, Going Maverick, using dildos, with the amazing Sara Benincasa providing the voice for Palin. Enjoy. […]

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11.09.09 Cajun Boy

Last we checked in on the cretin from the Klondyke, Sarah Palin, she was all set to give some super-duper-secret speech to a group of mouth-breathing Wisconsin Jesus freaks who don’t care much for Godless ladies who abort their fetuses. As you may recall, all electronic devices were oddly forbidden from the event, and now […]

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11.06.09 Cajun Boy

Tonight Sarah Palin, she of the folksy twang and fertile vagina lusted for by all of God’s children, otherwise known as “conservatives,” will deliver an address to some group of mouth-breathing Wisconsin people who hate abortions and the spawn of Satan who have/perform them. In the course of her address, these aforementioned mouth-breathing Wisconsinites will […]

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11.03.09 Cajun Boy

As legend goes, on election night in 2008, a year ago today, Sarah Palin had speeches prepared that she planned to deliver to America whether she and the fossil she rode in on won or loss. However, concession speeches delivered by vice-presidential candidates just don’t happen EVER, and the aforementioned fossil, known popularly as John […]

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10.29.09 Cajun Boy

Hey remember when Sarah Palin quit being Governor of Alaska because she’s a big baby who was too incompetent to do the job? Remember how she said she was quitting so she could go out and help spread the Republican message using her oh-so-honed public speaking skillz? Well, a group of Iowa Republicans remembered her […]

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10.28.09 Cajun Boy

As I’ve previously stated, I’m sort of over Levi Johnston. I often wish he’d just go back to Wasilla and drown himself in meth-ed out pussy and moose chili. But every now and again Levi will bait a hook that I can’t help but bite, like this morning when he appeared on CBS’ The Early […]

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10.21.09 Cajun Boy

Ha! This may be the greatest thing in the history of the world, ever: The Nation is releasing a book of essays slamming Sarah Palin for being the rollicking jalopy of folksy horseshit that she is titled, Going Rouge, An American Nightmare, on the same day that Palin’s autobiography titled, Going Rogue, An American Life, […]

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