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DMX Back In Jail…Yet Again

Bucky Turco — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:20:25 +0000

After he serves out his latest term and finishes probation, serial arrestee and rapper DMX needs to move the hell out of Arizona. He was sent back to Maricopa County jail on Tuesday after violating his probation for drug use, providing America’s asshole sheriff with another opportunity to say even more stupid shit to the media. |AZCentral|

Graffiti Vandal Blasts America’s A$$hole Sheriff

Bucky Turco — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:03:34 +0000

The nation’s most famous Constitution-hating, immigrant-discriminating sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was shouted out by what was to be one of the bravest vandals in all of Arizona. Armed with what looks like a spray paint filled fire extinguisher, the eloquently brief missive was sprayed on the “Sheriff’s Office property building” after a press conference according to the notorious rights violator.

Although Arpaio is dismissing the vandalism as the work of protesters, America’s most despicable lawman should remember that this isn’t the first time he’s been targeted, by any means. Plus, he is known to lie, even when it comes to vice presidential matters, so it’s kind of hard to believe anything he says anymore.

Photo courtesy of the fuckbag himself Joe Arpaio

You Can’t Win ‘Em All

ANIMAL — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:00:06 +0000

Even with Obama’s landslide win, huge gains in the Senate and the House by the Democrats, as well as a sizable shift in the New York State Senate, it wasn’t a perfect night the Left, Sheriff Joe Arpaio was reelected. |KTAR|

Artist Puts Gun Toting Sheriff On the Street

ANIMAL — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:47:37 +0000

As America’s media whoring, newspaper-hating sheriff, Joe ‘Asshole’ Arpaio, continues his hotheaded brand of law enforcement, the creative community in Arizona is increasingly fighting back. After targeting ‘Nazi Joe’ with stencils a few months back, someone is installing life-size cutouts of the controversial cop around Tucson. The street art style of activism depicts Sheriff Joe holding the a woman and child at gun point. They were placed at major intersections as part of campaign to highlight the systemic racism practiced by until the police removed them citing “public safety” and “right of way concerns.” More photos of the stiff sheriff and an immigrant killing border patrol agent below.

|KVOA|

Sheriff “Joe Six-Pack” Arpaio’s Palinesque Political Ad

ANIMAL — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:48:19 +0000

In case you were still wondering what Sarah ‘Secessionist’ Palin’s typical “Joe Six-Packs” look like—besides that arctic crackpot that founded the Alaskan Independence Party—here’s another perfect example: Sheriff Joe Arpaio. The graffiti targeted lawman has a lot in common with Governor Palin, he also detests knowledge and has utter contempt for the so called liberal media elites. Watch in wonderment as the civil rights abusing lawman actually encourages the citizenry to not read newspapers in this new political ad aimed squarely at Phoenix newspaper, The Arizona Republic.

America’s Asshole Sheriff Joe Arpaio Tagged By Vandals

ANIMAL — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:39:18 +0000

Oppressive Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, notorious for his inhumane and torturous law enforcement tactics, got a little taste of street justice in Mesa, Arizona. A vandal by the name of VooDoo made a stencil of the xenophobic cop and painted it around town with the word “Nazi Joe” above the head—not “Neo Nazi” as reported by two newscasters, back to back, in this CBS affiliate’s report and by these guys. The local media is all over this story, describing the graffiti as “racist” and Mesa cops are considering whether the creative public expression is a hate crime—even though it’s clearly just a barb at the cruel sheriff. Plus, even if the vandal does indeed HATE Arpaio, that doesn’t mean it’s a HATE crime. It also happens to be true. Click below for the blurry uncropped image.