Skyy’s Twig and Berries Ad

ANIMAL — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:18:41 +0000

The alcohol bottle as erect penis (examples one, two, three): nothing novel. So to introduce their new naturally-flavored vodkas, Skyy—who’ve already brought us implied sapphic sky sex in their advertising—apparently decided they needed to go much ballsier. Literally. Go ahead. Stare at the ad. Now; try telling me that this visual does not represent two women sucking on a man’s (shaved) testicles. Additional rumination brings up the thought that “cherry” is a euphemism for vagina hymen, but that’s really a non-factor here, I believe. Skyy bottle=dick. Cherries=balls. Any questions? Your move, Belvedere.
Ad: scanned from the latest People (Click to enlarge)
-Copyranter

Skyy’s Sapphic Sky Sex Sell

ANIMAL — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:00:16 +0000

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According to advertising, drinking vodka is the sexiest fucking thing you can do in the entire world. Drinking Belvedere leads to blow jobs. Drinking Georgi gets you ass. And now drinking Skyy incites mile-high three-ways with interracial lez interplay. ‘This is your captain speaking: anybody on board got a video camera? Turbulence ahead!’ In the last couple of years, Skyy has mixed more and more sexualization into its highly stylized campaign. Isn’t this billboard a little racy for 57th St? Lots of out-of-town youngins’ around. Hey man on the right there—eyes straight ahead!
-Copyranter

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