Lady Gaga Cooked Up Something

Little Monster casserole, Brooklyn bitch.” That’s how you say Happy Thanksgiving in Gaga and what the paid-to-be-weird celebrity singer posted on Twitter yesterday, along with this photo, which is either a rare glimpse of her getting ready to eat a Thanksgiving meal or her next dress.

Breaking: Kobayashi to Eat Turkey on Thanksgiving

TMZ exclusively reports that competitive food eater and possible tryptophan addict Takeru Kobayashi will observe his first Thanksgiving by eating turkey, well, an entire bird plus trimmings. After this summer’s hot dog-hating stunt and recently choking on a pizza attempt in Brooklyn, could this signify the famous food gagger’s return to greatness?

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Wherein Andy Dick Tries to Disgust People from Eating Turkey

Appealing to its vast vegan demographic, AOL asked professional substance abuser Andy Dick to create a Thanksgiving video, which he did, against those who eat turkey. PETA is very proud.

Alleycat Cyclists Race for Thanksgiving Charity

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Armed with shopping lists, nearly 120 cyclists set off from Madison Square Park on Saturday to buy food for the homeless, as quickly as possible. Now in its 11th year, the annual Cranksgiving race, which has spread to more than 13 other cities, saw its largest turnout yet with couples on tandems, furry creatures on mutant choppers, NYT building climber and photographer Renaldo Clarke as well as myself coming out for the alleycat-style Supermarket Sweep. Read more »

Who’s Having Their Period Today? (Thanksgiving Edition)

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Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Just about every day, we feature the tweets of some of those brave, bloated oversharers. Since tomorrow is the big turkey holocaust day, here are a few Thanksgiving-themed tweets, presented without comment. Read more »