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11.25.14 Rhett Jones

Thanksgiving is almost here and people will start cooking dinner tomorrow, if they haven’t began already. For those looking to spice up the holiday or make spending time with family a little more bearable, ANIMAL has assembled a guide to cook a whole Thanksgiving feast with weed-infused dishes. The following recipes are guaranteed to make […]

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10.15.14 Bucky Turco

Today, it’s being widely reported that ancient retailer Macy’s, will be opening its stores on Thanksgiving at 6PM to accommodate product-thirsty Black Friday shoppers. That’s two hours earlier than last year. This must come as great news to employees who must not only cope with the rigmarole of dealing with their families, but also groggy, overfed customers […]

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11.21.12 Aymann Ismail

The ritual Macy’s Day Parade balloon inflation was today right outside the American Museum of Natural History, where you get to witness some of your favorite childhood mascots gets pumped with air and dragged down the street for kids to point at. Papa Smurf Diary of a Wimpy Kid Mickey Mouse Ronald McDonald Sonic the […]

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Andy Cush

This week, Queens-bred rapper Nicki Minaj headed back to her alma mater elementary, P.S. 45 Clarence Witherspoon, to give out free Thanksgiving turkeys to families and give a motivational speech to the students. The event, which was put together with Hot 97, was kept in relative secrecy, but that didn’t stop more than 200 people […]

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Andy Cush

Former traffic commissioner and current traffic engineer/lover of tolls Sam Schwartz is predicting yet another year of terrible gridlock through the city on this Thanksgiving eve. “My crystal ball shows me three to five mile-long backups at the George Washington Bridge in both directions,” he said yesterday. “The Throgs Neck and Verrazano bridges will be hard […]

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11.13.12 Andy Cush

Sandy Friday, a new hurricane relief campaign, is asking businesses across the nation to donate 10% of their Black Friday profits to help the hardest-hit New York City neighborhoods recover from the storm. The organization focuses on providing money to the small, community-oriented organizations that were the first on the ground after the hurricane hit. […]

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11.26.10 Bucky Turco

“Little Monster casserole, Brooklyn bitch.” That’s how you say Happy Thanksgiving in Gaga and what the paid-to-be-weird celebrity singer posted on Twitter yesterday, along with this photo, which is either a rare glimpse of her getting ready to eat a Thanksgiving meal or her next dress. […]

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11.24.10 Bucky Turco

TMZ exclusively reports that competitive food eater and possible tryptophan addict Takeru Kobayashi will observe his first Thanksgiving by eating turkey, well, an entire bird plus trimmings. After this summer’s hot dog-hating stunt and recently choking on a pizza attempt in Brooklyn, could this signify the famous food gagger’s return to greatness? […]

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Bucky Turco

Appealing to its vast vegan demographic, AOL asked professional substance abuser Andy Dick to create a Thanksgiving video, which he did, against those who eat turkey. PETA is very proud. […]

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11.25.09 Will Sherman

Armed with shopping lists, nearly 120 cyclists set off from Madison Square Park on Saturday to buy food for the homeless, as quickly as possible. Now in its 11th year, the annual Cranksgiving race, which has spread to more than 13 other cities, saw its largest turnout yet with couples on tandems, furry creatures on […]

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