Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni says that he will try to “soften” a proposed law that gays in his country be put to death or sent to prison for life. Progress! |DW World|
So the New York Post has a story today about how former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik is pumping up, supposedly to help him fend off the lusty prison ass-goblins seeking to penetrate his virginal anus when he eventually reports to the joint for being convicted of being a slimy prick. But has anyone considered that maybe Bernie’s hoping to thicken his milkshake so that it’ll bring more boys to the yard? Read more »
The city of Houston, yes that Houston, the one in freaking Texas, elected a proud lesbian, Annise Parker, to be the city’s mayor on Saturday by a 53% to 47% vote. |LA Times|
Last night on her show Rachel Maddow, a renowned lesbian, confronted an author named Richard Cohen, a “formerly”gay dude who claims that he can now cure other people gayness, through Jesus or something. It was pretty compelling television.
The New York State Senate, one of the biggest collections of amoral scoundrels, charlatans, scallywags and reprobates in the history of modern civilization, just voted against a bill that would have made the “abomination” known as same-sex marriage legal in the state. Now that they’ve gotten that out of the way, the esteemed Senators all still have time left in the day to pick up suitcases of cash hidden in dumpsters before they stick their withered dongs into whatever reststop bathroom glory holes they frequent on their way home from the state capitol building. Read more »
A gay male couple in Illinois have been barred from Walmart for life after they were accused of shoplifting lighters while shopping in the store with their adopted children, even though police cleared them of any wrongdoing after store surveillance cameras showed that they clearly paid for all of the items in their possession. As an added “fuck you,” Walmart sent them a $158.40 bill for the lighters, which retail for less than $16. |Daily Finance, image via People of Walmart|
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