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Jon Stewart Rips/Destroys/Eviscerates the Internet

Last night on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart urinated all over his most enthusiastic supporters, bloggers. Specifically, the comedian sodomized bloggers with a penchant for sensationalized headlines, something we never do here. Read more »

Science: Internet Use Increases Depression

A new study by science suggests that the more time someone spends on the internet, the more they’re likely to be depressed. Apparently cat videos and rampant free pornography aren’t all that good for the human psyche. Who knew?! Read more »

Ron Jeremy Shares His Concerns for Humanity With the BBC

Portly porn legend and noted performer of autofellatio Ron Jeremy has some concerns, mainly about America’s youth spending so much time on the internet. So, naturally, the BBC published his concerns. Read more »

While Americans Wrangle Over Universal Health Care, Universal Broadband Internet is Now a Right in Finland

Finland has become the first country in the world to declare high-speed internet access to be a legal right for its citizens. Laura Vilkkone, Finland’s Ministry of Transport and Communications said this about the matter: “We think it’s something you cannot live without in modern society. Like banking services or water or electricity, you need Internet connection…Universal service is every citizen’s subjective right.” Wow. Are we Americans living in the dark ages or what? |Mashable via Anthony De Rosa|