Jesus-Art Smasher’s Site Exposes Perveted Antichrist Bill Gates

Seven more weeks to the Rapture, you guys! So says the newly launched website of the crowbar-wielding trucker Kathy Folden who destroyed Enrique Chagoya’s The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals at the Loveland Museum. There’s a ten page treatise on the “incident” (“I know I will be rewarded, above the satisfaction I got from ripping such an offense to shreds”), extensive evidence that Bill Gates is the Antichrist (he’s got a “bionic brain implant to directly connect him with his worldwide computer networks” and “gets his neighbors drunk so he can see them naked”) and many hat tips to Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck. Gasp. Now, for some art criticism… Read more »

Court Goes Easy on XXX Jesus Smasher

Kathleen Folden, the charming truck driver who drove from Montana to Loveland, Colorado to destroy Enrique Chagoya’s art work the Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals is getting off with a discount. She only has to pay $2,991 in damages (instead of the requested $6,748). She’s an inspiration to crowbar-wielding crusaders again trans-Jesus-Cunnilingus everywhere!

Did Jesus-Porn Attacker Save Artist From a Fatwā?

After smashing and tearing up alleged Jesus-porn art in Loveland, Colorado, Kathleen Folden is being charged with felony criminal mischief. The crusader bought a crowbar and traveled from Montana in a “My Savior is Tougher Than Nails” shirt just to cockblock Jesus. But did she do artist Enrique Chagoya a solid since Muhammad was in the mix? Read more »

Trucker Attacks Oral Sex Jesus Art

Hundreds of protesters have been fuming for days in Loveland, Colorado over an art exhibition with a 12-panel lithograph where Jesus gets head. Yesterday, long-haul truck driver Kathleen Folden attacked it with a crowbar, screaming “How can you desecrate my lord?” The blasphemy-buster shattered the glass, tore up the art, bloodied her hands and sat there until the SWAT team arrived. All that over intersex Jesus getting oral foreplay, barely. Read more »