Times Square tourist attraction, The Naked Cowboy, thinks he owns some sort of trademark on wearing underwear in public and is considering legal action against fellow obnoxious street performer, The Naked Cowgirl (the older junkie-looking one). If he wasn’t such a prick, I’d assume this was just some sort of PR stunt, but having witnessed his assholiness firsthand, this sounds just about right.
Reverend Billy Talen won’t be the only musical in the mayoral race this year. Tomorrow in Times Square, underwear clad crooner the Naked Cowboy will announce his candidacy, running on a platform of “bringing transparency to a whole new level.” Of course he does have to gather 7,500 signatures before he can get on the ballot, and his tourist fans don’t count. |NYP|
Times Square’s most annoying attraction, the Naked Cowboy, was busted in the liberal epicenter of the universe: San Francisco. Police claim he was performing in a restricted area. The tourist attracting performer was mad cops didn’t recognize him and claims they made fun of him: “It was nonstop. They’re laughing hysterically because there’s this guy in his underwear.” |NYP|
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