Deranged Simpleton Leads Hilarious ‘Uprising’ to Thwart Obama’s Homocommunist Health Care Reform Plan

Yesterday on Fox News, America’s other retard wingnut princess, Michele Bachmann, called on all of her fellow tea-bagging wingnuts to scrape up a few pennies from behind the Dorito-stained Lazy-Boy in the double-wide, hop on a Greyhound bus and join her on the steps of the Capital so they could all storm the building and violently force the traitorous pinkos in Congress, aka the new Kremlin, to vote against Obama’s homocommunist health care plan. Bachmann said: “This is the Super Bowl of Freedom this week. Socialized medicine is the crown jewel of socialism. This will change our country forever.” Read more »