Florida’s Fashion Police Arrest Men for Bad Style

The South has always historically found different ways to insidiously violate the rights of black people and it appears that Jim Crow Florida has adopted some of the country’s increasingly popular “decency laws” that target the whole exposed boxer short fashion. The Smoking Gun reports, rather smugly, how the Riveria Beach police have arrested about a dozen young men so far and wouldn’t you know it, they all happen to be black. They were found guilty of illegally wearing their clothes:

“[E]ach of the males was nabbed after officers determined that low-slung pants or shorts had resulted in the exposure of between two and five inches of the individual offender’s boxer shorts.”

This remarkably unconstitutional law will give cops even more leeway to harass the youth with these televisual searches. One of the defendants reportedly told the arresting officer just how fucked up this rights-violating law is: “Your a cracker and ain’t got shit better to do.” First time offenders could face fines up to $150 and repeat violators, 30 real days in jail. |TSG|

Flint’s Saggy Pants Law Droops To New Lows


Michael Moore’s poor, trashy hometown of Flint, Michigan has joined some of the oppressive backwater communities in the Deep South and enacted laws criminalizing boxer short exposing fashions. Police will now be able to stop, detain, and charge underwear showing transgressors with violating decency laws. To help keep the public in compliance, the Detroit Free Press released this handy illustration outlining the various infractions based on heights of droopiness. It also gave the newspaper outlet the opportunity to lede off with this coded barb: “Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.” |Freep|