Ireland wins! This auction item is crazier than Marilyn’s vag-bones sprinkled with Elvis hair wrapped in a Unabomber sweatshirt. A rotting skull of St Vitalis of Assisi is being auctioned next weekend. Young Vitty over here was a licentious fuck-a-lot deviant who repented, became a Benedictine monk, was venerated as the patron saint of venereal diseases and has been sitting in a display case in someone’s hallway. Read more »
In Germany, police arrested a paralytic owl that got drunk on schnapps. A police spokesman said the owl wasn’t acting disorderly, but its eyelid was drooping, and “there were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity.” Read more »
Do you enjoy watching repetitive videos of buses? If so, then you might want to check out this YouTube channel featuring video “tributes” of MTA buses stopping, going, pulling up to curbs, pulling away from curbs—you know, just buses, doing bus things. Read more »
Keeping Austin weird, a store owner received an out of state postcard from a female mannequin that was stolen last week, assuring her that she’s doing just fine and just needed a break from the Texas heat.
Only pussies get buried in coffins, real Americans like Lonnie Holloway prefer their cars, in this case a 1973 Catalina with hunting rifles in the trunk. |Examiner|
We don’t know which is worse, the fact that CNN actually wasted precious media time on this segment about Jesus appearing as a water stain on the ceiling of a weight loss center or the fact that the people who saw it actually believe it was the Messiah revealing himself. And don’t think this is just a local phenomenon, 55% of Americans believe they’re being protected by Guardian Angels from Heaven. Too bad those same right handed soldiers of God are powerless when Wall Street is crumbling. |CNN via AFC|
It’s Friday, fuck it. Press play. “Cock-a-doodle-doo!”
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