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09.28.11 ANIMAL

In the ongoing battle of humans vs. animals, Prospect Heights resident Dylan Thurston and his roommates have come up with a novel solution: coyote urine pellets. […]

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08.03.11 Bucky Turco

The peacock that escaped from the Central Park Zoo on Tuesday, flew back to its artificial home early this morning, averting a full scale rescue operation. It spent the latter part of the afternoon and all evening just chilling on the ledge of a ritzy Fifth Avenue apartment building, which seems rather fitting for the […]

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06.30.11 Bucky Turco

An American Airlines pilot could have easily ran over a turtle that was obstructing his takeoff at JFK Airport during takeoff yesterday and avoided any delays, but when he was given the option to have it removed by an air traffic controller, he light heartedly responded: “Suuure.” […]

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06.24.11 Bucky Turco

Last year’s mass slaughter of geese was so successful, that officials said they won’t be killing nearly as many this summer. According to NYC’s Department of Environmental Protection, about 700-800 of the birds will be slaughtered for air safety compared to 1,676 in 2010, and per the new plan, fed to poor people in Pennsylvania. […]

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06.16.11 Bucky Turco

If the feds conduct another mass murder of geese around New York City in the coming weeks for the sake of air safety, instead of just gassing them and chucking their lifeless bodies into a landfill, the birds will be harvested for food. The tasty fowl morsels will be fed to poor people in Pennsylvania […]

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06.14.11 Bucky Turco

Officials are no longer doubting claims made by several people who say they saw a mountain lion traipsing around Connecticut now that they have a carcass. The big cat, a rarity in those parts, was reportedly killed after getting hit by a SUV. Authorities are investigating the feline’s origins since there’s no native populations in […]

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Bucky Turco

Just when you thought all the bees disappeared and humanity was headed toward a pollen-less future where no crops could be grown, the little buggers are swarming all over Manhattan: 15,000 just visited Chinatown. […]

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06.02.11 Bucky Turco

People that know things about sharks say the ones loitering at a beach in West Hampton Dunes for the past few days don’t appear to be deadly. Atlantis Marine World’s Chris Paparo thinks they’re basking sharks, a species known to feed on plankton, not people. It’s a sentiment echoed by West Hampton Dunes Mayor Gary […]

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06.01.11 Bucky Turco

According to CBS News, a “pack” of sharks were spotted about 15 feet off the shore of West Hampton Dunes on Tuesday, prompting officials to close parts of Cupsogue Beach to swimmers. They were reportedly around 18-feet long and were still in the water as of last evening. Authorities are investigating whether the sharks were […]

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05.23.11 Bucky Turco

Shocking I know. First, Jesus didn’t descend from heaven and engulf evildoers in flames and now a mysterious creature that washed ashore in Manhattan turns out to be a fish and not a monster. In fact, according to marine experts contacted by NY1, it’s just a plain old Atlantic sturgeon. In all fairness though, anything […]

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