Fans Keeping Celebrities ‘Dead’

So, how are you celebrating World AIDS Day? Certain music fans seem to be enjoying the star-y silence and not taking to a charity’s Dead Celebrity campaign. As of 5:30PM, only $62,985 was donated, which is way short of the $1 million goal they were aiming for and the amount publicized to bring said famous people back to life. It’s too bad to, the cause is worthy, but the execution was murderous.

video

‘Dead’ Celebrities Video

So, a bunch of celebs have vowed to temporarily let their digital selves die and stay off Twitter and Facebook until their less wealthy fans give enough money to this charity tomorrow, on World AIDS Day. Although that’s a huge sacrifice, I say give nothing, enjoy the blackout, and demand these cheap bastards write out their own checks.

Evildoers Doing It To Promote World AIDS Day

GOTT IN HIMMEL! I guessing that’s what Hitler screamed whenever he shot his load (here’s what his sperm may have looked like) on Eva Braun’s ass…Anyway! Hot chicks always go for bad boys, right? To raise awareness for AIDS and the upcoming World AIDS day (December 1st), Germany’s das comitee produced these dirty despot posters. Hopefully the ad agency didn’t do the tacky thing and also sign the public versions of them. Hitler and Saddam look relatively authentic, but, uh, that Photoshopped Stalin isn’t even close to accurate. The ads direct you to this scary red-hued website where a counter shows the current AIDS death number—a number that ticks up every fifteen seconds. Click the gallery to view history’s nastiest men doing the nasty, and jump for a faux Hitler sex tape. Read more »