This Is the Liquid Bloomberg Should Be Looking to Ban

08.31.12 Bucky Turco

There are stalactites growing in the Bryant Park subway station as if it was a geologically-rich cavern, except these formations are not something to marvel at, they’re gross. For weeks, a consistent dirt-water flow has been leaking from the ceiling near a major stairwell, leading to some truly disgusting protrusions which resemble slimy plaque-covered Italian horns. How about outlawing drippage in the city’s transit system Mr. Mayor? That’s a ban most New Yorkers would support.