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Totally Not Racist Rush Limbaugh Falls For Fake Obama, aka ‘Little Boy,’ Thesis Quote


10.23.09 Cajun Boy

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Oh hey did you listen to the Rush Limbaugh show on the radio today? You didn’t! Aw man you missed a freakin’ doozy! Rush totally pwned our little negro Muslim boy president when he read some quotes from his Columbia University thesis paper, the secret one he and Glenn Beck have been desperately trying to get their hands on, and the quote proves that YES, Obama probably does wipe his black ass with the constitution each morning because he obviously HATES the constitution if he wrote something mildly critical about it, you know, 30 years ago, and now Rush has the hate-cocks of all of his mindless drones fully engorged. But wait, there’s a problem: the words that El Rushbo quoted Obama as having written on his show were taken from a poorly executed piece of satire, in other words, a fake news story. Wah-wah!

The hysteria started when some blogger claimed that intrepid reporter Joe Klein had shared with him juicy details from Obama’s super secret college thesis in which our Dear Leader talked shit about the constitution. Then the big wingnut twats at Pajamas Media latched on to it and reported it as fact, which is apparently where Limbaugh saw it and worked himself into a frothy frenzy, only problem being that none of it was anywhere close to being true:

So Ledeen sources this bombshell to another, more obscure conservative blogger, who wrote — back on August 25, mind you — that Time’s Joe Klein had seen Obama’s damning thesis and was going to report on it for “an upcoming special edition about the President.” No indication was given as to how this obscure blogger came to know that one of America’s premiere journalists had obtained this information. There was no indication as to how this blogger was able to quote material only Klein had had access to. Oh, and let’s not forget that this very same blogger was busted by PolitiFact.com for fabricating stories about President Obama.

But hey, why speculate on whether it’s true or not? Let’s go to the source. Mr. Klein? “A report is circulating among the wingnuts that I had a peek at Barack Obama’s senior thesis. It is completely false. I’ve never seen Obama’s thesis. I have no idea where this report comes from — but I can assure you that it’s complete nonsense.”

This story is fake and falls apart under the slightest scrutiny.

All of this led to this maniacal rant on his show today about Obama being a constitution-hating “little boy.” Enjoy…

All of this just once again proves that Rush Limbaugh’s brain is oxygen deficient, probs from all the Viagra and Oxycontin he pops, and he himself is nothing more than a stinky old poopy-head. But hey, HE’S NOT A RACIST, OKAY!!! Obviously! The end.