‘Touchdown Jesus’ Struck Down

06.15.10 Marina Galperina

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Monroe, Ohio is mourning their 65ft half-Jesus, seen here burned down to skinny, singed stumps. The church statue was recently struck down by lightning, but one of the artisans behind the formerly fiberglass-covered Styrofoam structure says Jesus will rise again, “bigger and better.” We’ll have to see what Mother Nature has to say about that.