U.S. Issues Vaguest Terror Warning Ever

10.04.10 Bucky Turco

Yesterday, the State Department issued a travel alert to U.S. citizens in Europe, reminding them that terrorists still exist and may want to kill them, just in case they forgot or something. Travelers are being urged to use common sense and avoid wearing American flag suits. Officials aren’t quite sure when or where an attack may happen, but at least people now know about the unspecified threat.